ITK

[skiathospurs]

Bunch of fucking wierdos,here`s a not so cryptic song for the twunts

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC
Subject: Hotspur Way visitor on 29th

Eze was at Hotspur Way yesterday, along with someone else. Not a big name, and young the second one. Was there to look around and nothing else.

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC

Balotelli has been offered to us. ‘Offered’ is the key word!

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC

Benteke was also offered!

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC

Striker links and names popping up in media mostly on point. Agents doing their job

 

[Dorset]

Who: A&C
When: 30th January
Where: SC

If you soil upon Hamlet you'll find your reward

There's an anagram in there.

Surely now someone will get it.

Got it! The anagram is 'The Goat is a cunt and knows as much as I do!'

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC

Trying do do Giroud right now. I am not going to call it after all the palaver

 

[USspur]

Who: JJetset
When: 30th January
Where: Twitter

We are in talks regarding players currently so if one lands I can say I told you so and if it doesn’t I can get messages saying I got it all wrong. You can’t win either way really. Only good thing is that we are still trying.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Who: JJetset
When: 30th January
Where: Twitter

"We are in talks regarding players."

That's fucking genius.

 

[USspur]

Who: dragon1
When: 30th January

this was player i refered to earlier today (balotelli) jose had him at inter and thinks he is crackers though but club are open and brescia are skint

we have 4 options now, giroud, balotelli , lloriente and one orther who looks united bound now

honestly it probably depends what mood jose wakes up in tomorrow and whether he wants any of them on loan

none of the top tier strikers are available this window and jose does not want players for sake of it

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 30th January
Where: SC

Dragons info is solid, Llorente is DL one.
The others mentioned earlier (Benteke apart who is a no!). JM keen on any of the 4/5. It is down to DL doing the deals, and all viable. I call it as it is either way. Let’s wait and

NB: Not keen on Llorente due to fitness conditions concerns

 

[USspur]

Who: Trix
When: 30th January
Where: SC

We had everything agreed with Piatek, then Hertha came in with a bid to buy him. We were offered the same deal but he was seen as a risk. JM would like Giroud, as he will be able to slot straight in and is ok with being back up. It's doable, and not the only one that is. We don't want to shell out lots on a striker that will hardly play, and could hold back TP in the long term.

 

[Don Diaz]

I think we should have got the fernandes that United got for £47m. Proven goalscorer, although I admit he would have been back up to Kane at least until the Summer.??

 

[USspur]

Who: Ben
When: 31st January
Subject: bale

The are trying 100% for him but just don’t see it but u never know

 

[USspur]

Who: dragon1
When: 31st January
Subject: bale

Gone from 1% chance to 20% chance I would say right now

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

Never say nevereeking:
Grip bum bum time

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

TRANSLATION to my post=Trying to do. Keep watching. Let’s see if we succeed. Praying hands

 

[USspur]

Who: Trix
When: 31st January

As I have said previously, a lot of movement would be needed, but talks have been ongoing. My main man is super busy today, and this has come from a friend of a friend so to speak.

Silly thing to say but hope for the best but expect nothing.

 

[USspur]

Who: The Goat
When: 31st January
Where: SC

Levy thinks he may still be able even if things are less difficult in the summer.

 

[USspur]

Who: Trix
When: 31st January
Subject: Bale

Fwiw it's never been "on" but there are definitely talks ongoing.

As before the financials are super complicated.

 

[Don Diaz]

Bale is a definite 'NO' according to the BBC sport website.

 

[Havocc]

Cavani and Bale announces at 10:59pm




That they are not going to Spurs

 

[skiathospurs]

People who believe this shite are just trial runs for nigerian princes handing out money via emails.

 

[Don Diaz]

People who believe this shite are just trial runs for nigerian princes handing out money via emails.

Oh fuck I just gave my bank details to one of them so they could deposit £3,500,000 in my account for safe keeping, I'm making a 10% commission. It's Ok though he wasn't from Nigeria, it was Senegal, so it's all safe.

 

[USspur]

People who believe this shite are just trial runs for nigerian princes handing out money via emails.

it is very entertaining, though.

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

Will give little insight close of window. Hopefully will make sense. Will name players (to a limit).

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

Troy Parrot not going on loan

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

Told even we signed a striker JM not keen on loaning TP out. Hope now I don’t get that curse from the club ‘We have come to an agreement to loan Troy Parrott to...club,..we wish him all the best’

 

[USspur]

Who: Hercules
When: 31st January

SNIPPET TO THE TWO DEALS WE DONE

1. This remarkable Gedson Fernandes 18 month deal, all down to JM and his relationship with Benfica. JM, and I agree believes he will be a massive success. He has known him since a kid. What age I don’t know
2. Steven Bergwijn, was his contacts and agent’s homework. Given to DL to dot the ‘i’s’ and cross the ‘t’s’
3. Willian Jose was his suggestion

 

[USspur]

Who: A&C
When: 31st January
Subject: JM must not think these other guys are good enough or DL would have signed them

I'm sorry but there are obviously players out there who are available and who Mourinho does think are good enough. He thought Piatek was good enough, Giroud was good enough, that Jose chap was good enough and for all we know one or two others. All were deemed good enough, they must have been because according to the ITK we received, we were in negotiations with them, their clubs and their agents. So, good enough and available.

Its time people stopped making this shithouse excuse for Levy. When they are available he won't pony up so not only Is it 'difficult' to begin with, it's double difficult. That's not to say he should overpay left right and centre but you'd think now and again won't have us being careful what we wish for or doing a Leeds, we're not talking tens of millions here.

EDIT: But there's still a few hours to go so you never know