Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Becoming a cynical paranoid middle aged man is one of the steps you must take to reach the enlightened stage I have ascended to - cynical, paranoid old man. What is 'middle aged'? if you think that the average life expectancy of a geezer in the UK is 79, then middle-aged must start at 40'ish.Key words...
I'd be more on the if it goes wrong, then it was Paratici.....and if he's a success, well, I'd say Danny will somehow try and take the credit. Or maybe I'm becoming a cynical paranoid middle aged man ?...Maybe all if the above. Who knows ?!? Ah the mysterious of life. And the madness of a Spurs fan.....
When does old age start? I suppose it must be 60 onwards, so I am old, I don't feel old, but my fucking knees do and the eye that works is getting less useful every day, but I passed the medical for my Spanish driving licence so semi-blind folks like me are not discriminated against here, I can drive if I want, luckily for other road users I don't want to. Don't get me started about medication, I take my medication now, I didn't and I ended up in hospital last year needing another stent, I have got more stents than arteries now so I will be a good boy and take all those pills. What were we talking about? Oh, yes, who stole my slippers? I expect it was one of you young middle aged cunts.