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Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Im not a marzipan hater per se, but people who slaver the stuff on to cover up their shit baking skills. Their cunts...!!!
I used to buy a big block of marzipan every Friday afternoon as a treat for my staff. None of them liked it, or they had the sense to realise their jobs were at stake if they dared accept my generous offer.
 
Sneeky

Sneeky

VARNA SANKARA
Ian Holloway
Jo Brand
The fucking Polish family 2 doors down for there firework assault at new years..but i do tip my hat to you for spit roasting a huge hog in the rain for 3 days
Bosses who never done the job themselves
Soap actors who HUH after every sentence...you watch one tonight, you'll get my point, us normo's dont HUH.,
 
Yid

Yid

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Of course mate, nobody here would be cruel to you just because you made a little grammatical faux pas . I am known for my empathy and tolerance, so you just post away and if I spot any little slip-ups i'll just keep quiet.
I'll be sure to thank you in emojis and gifs... 👍
 
Havocc

Havocc

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
censoring old tv episodes and movies
pushing the doctrine of a tyrannical patriarchy
baseball
body swap movies or tv shows
unboxing videos
football fans YouTube channel’s
Andy Gray
people that need to find a label to justify their behaviour
people moaning about homeschooling)being a parent
heavy make-up

sure there’s more to come, I have little patience with the world at the moment.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Celebrities who are famous for being celebrities. How the fuck can someone be a 'celebrity' for living in a house with other people or acting like a slag /dickhead on an island or being incredibly stupid and living in Essex?

I think I will just add all 'celebrities' to my list. Wankers.
 
Yid

Yid

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Celebrities who are famous for being celebrities. How the fuck can someone be a 'celebrity' for living in a house with other people or acting like a slag /dickhead on an island or being incredibly stupid and living in Essex?

I think I will just add all 'celebrities' to my list. Wankers.
I don't mind looking at some of them and their leaked sex tapes but on the whole I could forgoe them and settle for regular hermaphrodite dwarf porn...
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
coronavirus i absolutely fucking hate this thing that is trashing life at present and I'm trying very hard to stay positive.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Cold weather, it's fucking freezing here on the Costa Del Fucking Sol. There was a fucking frost this morning and Madrid looks like the fucking Arctic! That global warming bollocks isn't working, buy more hard wood furniture from Brazil and leave your car engine running if you are locked down and not allowed out for a drive.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Pseudo healthy crap:
Lite Beer
Fat free yoghurt
Vegetarian bacon or anything that isn't meat made to look or taste like meat
Organic whiskey - that is just taking the piss, you can buy that stuff in fucking health food shops!
Low fat food that is massively high in sugar
Low sugar food that is massively high in fat
Ice cream 'recommended' portion sizes - 15 portions from a 1kg tub, yeah right!
Stupid diets
Lying fat bastards who say they have tried everything to lose weight
Putting may contain traces of .... whatever, on every fucking label to cover their arses.
Saying Nutella is healthy because it contains hazelnuts
Nourishing shampoo / soap / lotions - oh fuck off, food is nourishing, chemicals on your skin are not.
Ridiculous ingredients in cosmetics:
Urea is piss​
Cochineal is crushed up beetles​
Guanine is fish scales​
Mucin is snail mucus​
Placental extract is what it says!​
 
Glenjamin

Glenjamin

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I hate the word capitulation.. Ever since that wanker Sherwood said it I can't stop hearing it.
 
Dave

Dave

Player in Training.
James Cordon
The Beatles (love love me do.You say I love you, I'll always be true, so please.. e...e....eeeese.... .love me do)...how inspiring!! Fuck sake!
French perfume ads
That annoying Welsh kid in Fireman sam.
Barney the fucking Dinosaur.
UHT Milk you get on planes.
6 Workmen breast feeding shovels as they look into a hole.
Condescending pricks
People who put things on their pets, video them and think it's funny.
The end of the Sopranos
Any part of Love Island
When the wife asks, "Does my Bum look big in this" ?
Ordering a coffee...I just want a coffee.
Bills
Bad Mens Toupee's.(My Dad had one for years. It was a good one tbh, but yes, seeing my old man coming in from work taking his coat and hair off was normal to me ).
Two faced wankers
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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Nourishing shampoo / soap / lotions - oh fuck off, food is nourishing, chemicals on your skin are not.
I actually hate the word "nourishing" itself. There's a chain here that advertises "clean, nourishing food." Fuck them, and everyone who eats there.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Richard from ... Windows
Jonathan from ... BT
Sandra from ... The Internet, yes one of them actually said that!
Prince Thingummy from Nigeria

Any fucking, thieving scammers who call you on the phone or send an email or some bogus link on the web. OK, anyone with a brain cell will realise they are scammers - but most people do not have a brain cell, 70m voted for a facist dictator in the US and 17 voted to become poorer, less secure and trapped on a little island in the UK. Brain cells are in short supply.

87m people - add them to my list!
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
followed by "Gusset"
Yeah that Jeremy Gussett the ex-rugby player is a really annoying twat. The most annoying thing is that you think he's an over privileged public school type bloke - and it turns out his dad was a hospital porter and the annoying gusset himself was a bricklayer and a bus driver before he went pro as a rugby player. What a cunt eh? He can't even be bothered to give you reasons to dislike him!
 
Yid

Yid

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Richard from ... Windows
Jonathan from ... BT
Sandra from ... The Internet, yes one of them actually said that!
Prince Thingummy from Nigeria

Any fucking, thieving scammers who call you on the phone or send an email or some bogus link on the web. OK, anyone with a brain cell will realise they are scammers - but most people do not have a brain cell, 70m voted for a facist dictator in the US and 17 voted to become poorer, less secure and trapped on a little island in the UK. Brain cells are in short supply.

87m people - add them to my list!
You are wrong...

I had one of these whoppers on the phone at their expense from India for 35 minutes just before Christmas...

Insulation sales and after confirming how they got my number, his full name, where he lived, what type of house he lived in and what his insulation was like he passed me onto his "manager" who I found out was called Joe, who I commented to that I had an uncle Joe (I don't) and that he didn't have a house as he was in prison. I explained that it wasn't his fault and the girls looked older that 16 and the animals were all pets.

I found out that he was tall and had dark hair and because I said he had a kind voice (he didnt) I explained to him how lonely it was for me as I lived in a tent alone...!!! But it was a blue tent and everyone know they are the best colour for tents. I kept pleading to him to stay and talk to me as I want a warm tent because its cold this time of year and because I am lonely... eventually the call was terminated...

That was a fun way to waste time.
 
Sneeky

Sneeky

VARNA SANKARA
Mrs Gussett was a teacher at my senior school....

YouTube -pierogi scammer payback
This bloke can be entertaining regarding online scams, especially when he gets into the scammers systems and deletes all there files.
 
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Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Mrs Gussett was a teacher at my senior school....

YouTube -pierogi scammer payback
This bloke can be entertaining regarding online scams, especially when he gets into the scammers systems and deletes all there files.
I bet their really upset about that, they should not of been naughty then they would of kept all there file's
 
Yid

Yid

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Mrs Gussett was a teacher at my senior school....

YouTube -pierogi scammer payback
This bloke can be entertaining regarding online scams, especially when he gets into the scammers systems and deletes all there files.
Yeah I saw great one... not sure if it was on here where he was quicker on the remote access, locked them out of their PC and had full controll...!!!
 
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