Pseudo healthy crap:
Lite Beer
Fat free yoghurt
Vegetarian bacon or anything that isn't meat made to look or taste like meat
Organic whiskey - that is just taking the piss, you can buy that stuff in fucking health food shops!
Low fat food that is massively high in sugar
Low sugar food that is massively high in fat
Ice cream 'recommended' portion sizes - 15 portions from a 1kg tub, yeah right!
Stupid diets
Lying fat bastards who say they have tried everything to lose weight
Putting may contain traces of .... whatever, on every fucking label to cover their arses.
Saying Nutella is healthy because it contains hazelnuts
Nourishing shampoo / soap / lotions - oh fuck off, food is nourishing, chemicals on your skin are not.
Ridiculous ingredients in cosmetics:
Urea is piss
Cochineal is crushed up beetles
Guanine is fish scales
Mucin is snail mucus
Placental extract is what it says!