Funny stuff

[Rev John Ripsher]

Lots of stuff on here......

https://twitter.com/Football_Fours?lang=en-gb

 

[Wotspur]

Three men in a maternity unit, a Rastafarian, a Yid and a Goooner.........all waiting to hear their babies had been born.
Suddenly the midwife came out, and said " gentlemen, I'm pleased to say all three babies have now been born, but unfortunately we ran out of name tags and the babies got mixed up, so one at a time please go in there and based on family charachteristics, please,claim you baby.
The Yid went in first, and walked out with a black baby
The Rasta said " hey man don't you think that baby might be mine"
To which the Yid responded " probably mate, but one of the other two is a Goooooner and I ain't taking any chances "

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Glenjamin]

 

[Wotspur]

So based on this league table, would Spurs have won the league last year ??

 

[skiathospurs]

View attachment 307 So based on this league table, would Spurs have won the league last year ??

 

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[skiathospurs]

Lets hope the cunt that did this doesnt do any at NWHL

Perfect.

Ronaldo's sculptor moves into the waxwork trade.

 

[skiathospurs]

Possibly the best optical illusion ever??

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Wotspur]

That's not Funny,
he'd be able to tell it wasn't un under aged person ( boy or girl, not fussed ) because it would be loose as anything

 

[skiathospurs]

42mins chelsea 0 burnley 3

 

[Dorset]

42mins chelsea 0 burnley 3

Chumpions!

 

[Dorset]

Cahill and Fibreglass won't be coming to tea at our house next weekend. If Luiz keeps gobbing off he might be on the naughty step as well. Funny as fuck this.

 

[Rev John Ripsher]

 

[skiathospurs]

I wonder if any Policeman has ever managed to keep a straight face while telling a woman she has the right to remain silent.

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Dorset]

Just when you're about to give up on the Internet and ignore/block the whole facist world:


That made me laugh!

 

[Wotspur]

 

[Style And Glory]

^^^ That really did make me laugh out loud

 

[Yid]

Did you know...

That the act of blowing bubbles loosens up the sphincter muscles. Genuine bona-fide medical fact that I learnt this week.

It leads me to ask the question about the real truth behind why the Pikeys are forever blowing bubbles and what goes on when they invariably loose and mooch back to their boozers to console one another.

 

[Dorset]

Did you know...

That the act of blowing bubbles loosens up the sphincter muscles. Genuine bona-fide medical fact that I learnt this week.

It leads me to ask the question about the real truth behind why the Pikeys are forever blowing bubbles and what goes on when they invariably loose and mooch back to their boozers to console one another.

Did you also know that blowing bubbles puts a smile on their faces - ask @skiathospurs

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[skiathospurs]

ok, there’s NO bogeyman under the bed ― he got the shit kicked out of him by the wardrobe monster...

 

[skiathospurs]

 

[Chavhater01]

Thought these was fairly amusing...