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Wotspur

Wotspur

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Three men in a maternity unit, a Rastafarian, a Yid and a Goooner.........all waiting to hear their babies had been born.
Suddenly the midwife came out, and said " gentlemen, I'm pleased to say all three babies have now been born, but unfortunately we ran out of name tags and the babies got mixed up, so one at a time please go in there and based on family charachteristics, please,claim you baby.
The Yid went in first, and walked out with a black baby
The Rasta said " hey man don't you think that baby might be mine"
To which the Yid responded " probably mate, but one of the other two is a Goooooner and I ain't taking any chances "
 
skiathospurs

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Wotspur

Wotspur

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So based on this league table, would Spurs have won the league last year ??
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Cahill and Fibreglass won't be coming to tea at our house next weekend. If Luiz keeps gobbing off he might be on the naughty step as well. Funny as fuck this.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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I wonder if any Policeman has ever managed to keep a straight face while telling a woman she has the right to remain silent.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Just when you're about to give up on the Internet and ignore/block the whole facist world:


That made me laugh!
 
Style And Glory

Style And Glory

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^^^ That really did make me laugh out loud
 
Yid

Yid

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Did you know...

That the act of blowing bubbles loosens up the sphincter muscles. Genuine bona-fide medical fact that I learnt this week.

It leads me to ask the question about the real truth behind why the Pikeys are forever blowing bubbles and what goes on when they invariably loose and mooch back to their boozers to console one another.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Did you know...

That the act of blowing bubbles loosens up the sphincter muscles. Genuine bona-fide medical fact that I learnt this week.

It leads me to ask the question about the real truth behind why the Pikeys are forever blowing bubbles and what goes on when they invariably loose and mooch back to their boozers to console one another.

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
Did you also know that blowing bubbles puts a smile on their faces - ask @skiathospurs
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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ok, there’s NO bogeyman under the bed ― he got the shit kicked out of him by the wardrobe monster...

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Chavhater01

Chavhater01

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Thought these was fairly amusing...


 
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