Its a small world!!
So last night one of the few people her I give a monkeys about had 5oth fancy dress party.Normally I wouldnt touch one of those with a barge pole,also when the cup replay was scheduled I knew I`d have to just disappear around kick off to get home (the perfect excuse to not be somewhere with 60 ex-pats most of whom I dont like much).
Anyway whats worse than fancy dress??theme fancy dress!! Flo was fifty so it was anything beginning wit F,so quite a few french maids,4 frankensteins,3 footballers (all had city shirts on) wish id gone fullkit wanker in spurs gear now!!So I mulled over whether i would let them down and blow it out,hate myself for giving in and conforming,search for random ideas to comply without making myself hate myself for complying.So.....................,I made a plan.
Put a horrible old jumper on,old wool beanie hat and took a spade."who are you meant to be" from all the people who had given a shit and made costumes,gone OTT, "Fred West" nearly all fell about laughing,but it all came unhinged when one couple said "we used to live a couple of doors down from him,the wife was being groomed by him (as a youngster) and they caught him before she was next.Oops
Small world....
For non brits,think ted bundy,joseph friztel who buried most of them in his garden and then laid a patio.
To the brummie who I dont like very much who was dressed as friar tuck and said who`ve you come as a scruffy cunt,im not sorry I said who`ve you come as a pedo?luke 12,matthew 8 are outside.He fucked off sharpish,love a party me!!