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Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Well thats Ben Nevis`s trip advisor rating fucked then

People are cunts innit? The expectations of folks these days are dumb as fuck. I read a similar review on Chesil Beach - boring, no facilities, no sand. WTF? 17 miles of beach in fecking beautiful Dorset, cunts. Some dumb fuck has given our local bar a 1 star rating because 'they were told they served good food and they didn't do food only snacks' it's a fucking bar, a very nice bar not a fucking restaurant. I expect they would review Boots the chemist as shite because they don't sell Wellington boots!

We were diving in Australia once and there were a couple of young Americans on the boat, I asked them what they thought of the SS Yongala dive and they were like 'meh, it was OK' - what the fuck? It's one of the easiest and best wreck dives I've ever done. It sits in the middle of nowhere so all the fish go there, they like stuff do fish! There were mantas, morays, octopuses, barracudas, sea snakes, soft corals, hard corals, zillions of jacks and other fish, and this weird fucker:

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I had never seen one of theses before, it is a Guitar Shark. They had been banging on about all the places they had 'dove', that gets right on my tits, it's dived. A dove is a fucking bird, but it turned out they weren't quite as good as they were telling everybody as their dive lasted all of 15 minutes. The same gobby fuckers who thought one of the best dives I have ever done was 'OK' were talking about how 'awesome' it was that there was an open air Mc Donalds in Townsville.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
People are cunts innit? The expectations of folks these days are dumb as fuck. I read a similar review on Chesil Beach - boring, no facilities, no sand. WTF? 17 miles of beach in fecking beautiful Dorset, cunts. Some dumb fuck has given our local bar a 1 star rating because 'they were told they served good food and they didn't do food only snacks' it's a fucking bar, a very nice bar not a fucking restaurant. I expect they would review Boots the chemist as shite because they don't sell Wellington boots!

We were diving in Australia once and there were a couple of young Americans on the boat, I asked them what they thought of the SS Yongala dive and they were like 'meh, it was OK' - what the fuck? It's one of the easiest and best wreck dives I've ever done. It sits in the middle of nowhere so all the fish go there, they like stuff do fish! There were mantas, morays, octopuses, barracudas, sea snakes, soft corals, hard corals, zillions of jacks and other fish, and this weird fucker:

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I had never seen one of theses before, it is a Guitar Shark. They had been banging on about all the places they had 'dove', that gets right on my tits, it's dived. A dove is a fucking bird, but it turned out they weren't quite as good as they were telling everybody as their dive lasted all of 15 minutes. The same gobby fuckers who thought one of the best dives I have ever done was 'OK' were talking about how 'awesome' it was that there was an open air Mc Donalds in Townsville.
Americans (generalisation obviously) far too many have an astonishing mix of arrogance and ignorance. No offence to those who haven't, but happy to offend those who have. (I do realise we have our own population issues too and that not everyone is as clever as me)
 
Dave

Dave

Player in Training.
I was reminded of this review for for Veet hair removal cream from a few years back...if you want a laugh, read it.
Apologies for the small text...

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