Mourinho will be gone at the end of the season. He has a nice April coming up, City away - thumping, Bournemouth away, we know how good they are - thumping. Then at the end of the month El Classico, his Manchester Meanderers take on Woolwich Walkers FC, a special trophy will be created for this match 'The Drying Paint Shield'. Nailed on no score draw, 2 busses parked, possibly 1-0 if a back pass to either keeper hits a bobble Their last away game of the season is at the seaside against Brighton, oh we do like to be beside the seaside! They take some beating at home, only lost 3 from 15 so another draw or loss for Jomo there. 2nd place will be surrendered to us, the United fans will go mental and Mourinho will resign, blaming everybody and his dog for his failure.
Who next for United? Maybe they'll give Pardew a go because he'll be available, the media will say that the Poch is their number one target, he will tell them to fuck off, politely of course, he's too classy to be rude. I think they should give Moyes another go, he'll be on the rock n roll by then, that would be so funny.