By using properspursy.com services you agree to our Cookies Use and Data Transfer outside the EU.
We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, ads and Newsletters.

  • Love the Shirt - Tottenham Forum

    Join one of the best Tottenham Hotspur Supporters forums on the interweb, Discuss the ins and outs of our great club with like minded spurs fans from around the world. Please note, if you are easily offended, this forum is not for you.


    Join us!

Premier League 2017/18.

Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
You lot going to be delighted with these moves for TV picks

Sat night vs City??good luck getting a train back mancs,same with brighton away for our lot,could sky/bt shit on fans any more??Brighton fixture would be moved again if we beat rochdale& sheff weds/swansea in the cup and progress


DXDcTyoWsAAsegk.jpg
All that lovely TV money, who needs away fans (or home fans) as long as the money rolls in!
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
You lot going to be delighted with these moves for TV picks

Sat night vs City??good luck getting a train back mancs,same with brighton away for our lot,could sky/bt shit on fans any more??Brighton fixture would be moved again if we beat rochdale& sheff weds/swansea in the cup and progress


DXDcTyoWsAAsegk.jpg
They're all subject to.... subject to....FA Cup, Champions League, my grannies birthday, fucking nonsense just so we can pay Raheem Sterling £275k a week. Whatever.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Arsenal are looking for volunteers to shovel snow around the stadium before Thursday's game.
Press officer, Mark Gonnella stated, "We are appealing to fans for help, if we can get enough snow brought in, there's still a chance we can get this game called off."
 
Chavhater01

Chavhater01

Well-Known Member
Loved the way City tore strips off the Scum in the 1st half and then just pissed around in the 2nd half, not expending too much energy, so they can bend the Chavs over and right royally fuck ‘em over.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

The Aussie Yid
Aubemayang is a bloody ordinary player now that he has lost half a yard of speed.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Aubemayang is a bloody ordinary player now that he has lost half a yard of speed.
Brilliant, spend £60m on Lacazette in the Summer, find out he's fucking useless by January, when at the same time your best player fucks off to United for free, and you spend the same amount on another striker who's err......just as shit as the bloke you bought in the Summer.

Mind the Gap.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
We want you to stayyyy
We want you to stayyyy
Arsene Wenger, we want you to stayyyy
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
The last time the goons had a day trip to the seaside the were mullahed by Bournemouth, they're off to Brighton on Sunday. Let's hope we'll all be singing "Oh I do like to be beside the seaside" after our nice Sunday roast. O'Bangyanan was a waste of money and even their saviour Wheelchair is according to the media ready to desert the sinking ship. Deep joy!

Mind The Gap.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
The Vincibles, Woolwich Walkers FC have now conceded the joint highest number of goals they have in the Premier League after 28 games. They are also in the joint lowest league position and have lost just one less game than the 10 they lost in 2006 and their goal difference is just 2 short of their worstest (ok not a word, but I like it).

The Goons Slide into despair after 28 games

Mind The Gap
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Lacazette, Arsenal's top Premiership scorer this season has scored 9 in 1,821 minutes, Minutes Per Goal = 202, he is out for at least a month now.

Their second best striker this season is Sanchez and he has gone.

3rd best is Ramsey! Yep, I kid you not, 6 goals in 1,469 minutes. MPG 244.

Mind The Gap!
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
The five stages of grief:

Denial - In Wenger we trust, we'll win the EL and the League Cup with O'Bangyanan.
Anger - Wenger Out! Why did he let Sanchez go?
Bargaining - Wenger could salvage this if he gives saviour Wilshere the chances.
Depression - The Gap is 10 points, Wenger is finished, boo hoo.
Acceptance - Oh well, I've always been a lifelong City fan anyway.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
I read on BBC Sport that Everton havent been able to train properly today because they don't have the facilities. It seems that according to our club site we had no such problems, thanks to our state of the art modern training ground. Tottenham Hotspur - top European club.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
I just watched MOTD, Klippetty Klopp's tantrum when they didn't get the penalty (outside the box I reckon) was the funniest thing I have seen for ages, he looked like a mad 5 year old on crack who had been stung buy wasps then told he couldn't have any sweets and had to go to bed early. Brilliant bit of comedy, should be nominated for a BAFTA. I like to start Sunday morning with a good old chuckle, ta Klippetty.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Brighton and Hove Albion vs Woolwich Walkers FC - Match Preview:

Brighton have only been beaten at home in the Premier League this season by top 5 clubs, Chelsea, Liverpool and City, this will of course continue when Tottenham Hotspur have a day trip to the seaside next month. Todays visitors to the Falmer stadium, Woolwich Walkers FC are struggling to hold on to their place in the tinpot Europa League for next season and are probably going to be overtaken by Burnley in the coming weeks.

Woolwich are without their top striker Lucozade who is 14th in the list of this season's goalscorers and will have to rely on goal-machine Ramsey who is currently a very credible 34th in the strikers table. Brighton's Glen Murray will be available and he has scored the same number of goals as Woolwich's top available strikers combined, Ramsey and Oozil.

As other noted correspondents have suggested, Woolwich are the fresher side having gone for a little stroll in their last 2 matches while Brighton had to run around a bit to beat Swansea 4-1 in their last match.

The Woolwich manager Mr Wanger stated in his press conference that the referee in today;'s game is totally biased, will award 23 unearned penalties and will not allow them the extra 3 or 4 hours they need to avoid a humiliating defeat, but he is confident that Woolwich will avoid relegation next season and if the BBC interviewer returns his slippers there will be custard for tea tonight.

Woolwich are to be applauded for their work with ex-offenders, disabled people and those with mental illness issues, Jack Wheelchair continues to be given a place in the squad.

A tough day for Woolwich but this correspondent is confident that they will be able to enjoy a very nice fish and chip supper on the Brighton seafront, maybe even a toffee apple and some candy floss which will help them get over the 3-0 loss. Mr Wanger has promised young Jack that if he is a good boy and does not get a red card then he can have a pound to play the slot machines in an an amusement arcade.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Brighton and Hove Albion vs Woolwich Walkers FC - Match Preview:

Brighton have only been beaten at home in the Premier League this season by top 5 clubs, Chelsea, Liverpool and City, this will of course continue when Tottenham Hotspur have a day trip to the seaside next month. Todays visitors to the Falmer stadium, Woolwich Walkers FC are struggling to hold on to their place in the tinpot Europa League for next season and are probably going to be overtaken by Burnley in the coming weeks.

Woolwich are without their top striker Lucozade who is 14th in the list of this season's goalscorers and will have to rely on goal-machine Ramsey who is currently a very credible 34th in the strikers table. Brighton's Glen Murray will be available and he has scored the same number of goals as Woolwich's top available strikers combined, Ramsey and Oozil.

As other noted correspondents have suggested, Woolwich are the fresher side having gone for a little stroll in their last 2 matches while Brighton had to run around a bit to beat Swansea 4-1 in their last match.

The Woolwich manager Mr Wanger stated in his press conference that the referee in today;'s game is totally biased, will award 23 unearned penalties and will not allow them the extra 3 or 4 hours they need to avoid a humiliating defeat, but he is confident that Woolwich will avoid relegation next season and if the BBC interviewer returns his slippers there will be custard for tea tonight.

Woolwich are to be applauded for their work with ex-offenders, disabled people and those with mental illness issues, Jack Wheelchair continues to be given a place in the squad.

A tough day for Woolwich but this correspondent is confident that they will be able to enjoy a very nice fish and chip supper on the Brighton seafront, maybe even a toffee apple and some candy floss which will help them get over the 3-0 loss. Mr Wanger has promised young Jack that if he is a good boy and does not get a red card then he can have a pound to play the slot machines in an an amusement arcade.
Winner of the early March, highly amusing, Sunday morning post award. Just pipping the eventual Manchester City 6 Chelsea 1 score line into second place.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
One chance the dirty goons get and score, typical goons, they haven't been in the game. Ozil should have had 4 yellows and Wheelchair at least 3. Come on Brighton, you've got them on the floor keep kicking the fuckers in the nuts.. 40 minutes of comedy from the goons, then they play for 5 minutes.
 
Chavhater01

Chavhater01

Well-Known Member
So by my maths, the Cherries in 12th are closer to the Scum than they are to us...priceless! They as a club seem to be getting more insignificant with every passing game.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
The second half wan't nearly as funny as the first half. Brighton really let them off the hook, they could have buried them in the first 45 minutes. Nut Chris Hughton's boys hung on for an epic victory and the first time in 16 years that the scum have lost 4 in a row. Deep Joy, the 13 point gap is maintained. MIND THE GAP!

OK, VAR is pony, but somebody has to do something about these so-called professional officials. This wanker was one of the worst I have seen. I think he's a total coward, too scared of complaints from Wenger? A competen ref could have reduced the goons to 8 players.

No yellow cards for Ozil in the 1st half, unbelievable
Only 1 card for Wilshire - incomprehesnible
A yellow card and free kick awarded against Brighton for a perfect tackle - mind-boggling
A fucking worse foul throw from Wheelchair than anything Serge did, ignored
A violent assault by Kolasinac not even a fucking 2nd yellow card! Straight red absolutely.
Linesmen must have been blind, so many ignored offsides and corners not given - all in the scum's favour.

... and Wenger complains about referees being against them?
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Sorry.....I'm a bit late to the discussion.....I've only just stopped laughing.....anyone seen the Mary Poppins film when the old bloke can't stop laughing..brilliant, that's the whole world right now. Arsenal ha ha ha ha......ha ha ha ha.
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
A very amusing statement from whoever, some ex-goon, Arsenal can salvage their season by winning the Europa League, yeah right, they get beaten by Stoke, Watford, Bournemouth and Brighton amongst others, and they're going to beat Milan and go on to win the Europa League? Too funny.
 
Rev John Ripsher

Rev John Ripsher

Well-Known Member
Both Chavs and Walkers have lost 4 out of their last 5 games.

We are now 5 points clear in 4th.
 
Top