I don't understand geography. How can there be a western hemisphere? If I draw a line on the map, Portugal is west of me, so my house is in the east, but if I continue my line eastward then the next country I get to going east is Italy (I might just hit the bottom of the island called Sardinia, but really, a country called Sardineland? Nah, not having that) So, if I go Italy my house is in the west. It's fecking weird, I walk to Eastern Europe almost every day - our local Lidls is 'over the border' of the Greenwich meridian. Another stupid thing is if I wanted to go to Italy the long way,I could go west instead of east and still end up there.