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conor1

conor1

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Luckily I am calm and reasoned and never got 'personal' with any of them, that's why they all loved me so much and still miss me. I would miss me as well so I understand why they are so heartbroken that I am no longer there to be the mature voice of reason they need and to be a role model for them.
I seem to remember, Oh Great One, that I was labelled one of Dorsets Boys, or words to that affect.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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I seem to remember, Oh Great One, that I was labelled one of Dorsets Boys, or words to that affect.
You're a fcukng dysicklpe that's what you are ha ha
 
Yid

Yid

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It fucking makes me angry thinking about how those cunts ruined that place....

Anyway, the stats are fucking mint @Dorset keep them coming matey.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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I seem to remember, Oh Great One, that I was labelled one of Dorsets Boys, or words to that affect.
Oh those silly chaps! They were always moaning about how I got away with being beastly to them and how I was never made to sit on the naughty step. Of course my dsiksippals were persecuted for blindly following me, I understand that, I had you all brainwashed but they were strong enough to resist my supernatural powers and were free to say that they really hated everything about Tottingham Spurs.

Then when you all followed me to this place, after I myself had followed you lot here, they rightly said that I had lured you all away, after I myself had been lured away, I don't quite understand that one, it seems a bit mental because despite your best efforts to remain hidden, I used my awesome powers to find you - well one of you grassed and told me where you were, I will never reveal who it was, but I will just say 'remember that hat?'. I suppose I must have subconsciously forced you to come here and wait for me before I knew here was actually here, thenI forced an anonymous victim from the land of the bubbles to tell me where here was, us super geezres can do stuff like that, probably.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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The Recent Form table was a bit boring , so I thought I'd make it into a Snakes n Ladders game:

Recent Form table for the previous 6 Premier League games, 25th April 2017



Where's Woolwich? The gap, it's so yuge, such a big beautiful gap!
 
skiathospurs

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The Recent Form table was a bit boring , so I thought I'd make it into a Snakes n Ladders game:

Recent Form table for the previous 6 Premier League games, 25th April 2017



Where's Woolwich? The gap, it's so yuge, such a big beautiful gap!
current form like that who is champions !!!!;)
 
Ted the Yid

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So our hardest games are Palace and Leicester and our easiest are West Ham and Arsenal, obviously.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Here's some nice tasty stats for you. With 5 games to go, so these stats can only improve::
  • Best ever points total in the premier League
  • Won the most games
  • Equalled our highest number of goals scored
  • Beaten our highest number of clean sheets
 
Chavhater01

Chavhater01

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A fairly useless stat but I was interested to see how many teams have had a better goal difference than us in pl history...The all conquering Chav team under Mourinho back in 04/05...nope, the Arse invincibles...nope, the treble winning Utd team, in fact any Utd team...nope, just 2, City x2.

What a season, next year we need some silverware but for now, a quite stunning and incredible season, so proud!
 
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Dorset

Dorset

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I haven't not posted no stats for yonks, I've been cleaning the old bits of bone and eyeballs out of the sausage machine ready for next season's stats fest and have come up with some new bits of irrelevant trivia.

Did you know that if the Premier League was decided on Goal Difference we would have won last year ... and the year before?

Banging on about Goal Difference

You probably already knew that we would have won the title in 11 of the 25 Premier League seasons with our magnificent haul of 86 points but here's the proof and some old gonads about how many points it takes to change a lightbulb:

Banging on about points needed to be the bollox of the dog
 
Rev John Ripsher

Rev John Ripsher

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I haven't not posted no stats for yonks, I've been cleaning the old bits of bone and eyeballs out of the sausage machine ready for next season's stats fest
Is this your sausage machine?

 
Dorset

Dorset

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Just for @Don Diaz because he is a proper geezer, everybody knows proper geezers love stats!

The goons are just 2 goals short of the most goals they have ever conceded in the Premier League in the 38 game era (22 years) after 27 games. When City mullah the bollocks off them on Sunday they will exceed that dismal figure. They are on their 3rd lowest points total after 27 games - they will go to 2nd worst after they are duffed over on Sunday.

When we beat Palace we will slip into the 2nd highest points position after 28 games.

Mind the gap!
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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I read somewhere that the chairman of AIA has gone to HSBC, who have also just posted record profits....not that I like bankers very much, especially when they are closing branches down left, right and centre, meaning old people like me, have to understand the world of internet and Apps. But I might forgive them if they want to sponsor the stadium for £500m and come up with a new navy blue logo, rather than that red one.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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I read somewhere that the chairman of AIA has gone to HSBC, who have also just posted record profits....not that I like bankers very much, especially when they are closing branches down left, right and centre, meaning old people like me, have to understand the world of internet and Apps. But I might forgive them if they want to sponsor the stadium for £500m and come up with a new navy blue logo, rather than that red one.
Lots of chat about HSBC being one of 3 sponsors in the mix for the stadium.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Arsenal after 30 games (since 1996 when the Premier League was reduced to 20 teams, 23 years of stats):
  • Joint worst position, lowest number of wins, and biggest number of losses
  • Least points ever
  • Worst Goal Difference
  • Highest goals conceded
Mind The Gap!
 
Dorset

Dorset

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In contrast to the scum sats -

Tottenham Hotspur after 30 games (since 1996 when the Premier League was reduced to 20 teams, 23 years of stats):

We are doing very nicely! OK, not as good as last year's record breaking season, but fucking blimey, it ain't half bad!
  • 2nd best points score,
  • 2nd highest number of wins
  • 2nd highest goals scored
  • 2nd highest goal difference
Tottenham Hotspur - After 30 games played

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We have scored just one goal less than we had at this stage last year, that's pretty good eh? The margins between a record breaker and 2nd best are fine. If we had not had a few of those disappointing draws then this season would have been even better than last. If we had scored just one more goal against the pikeys, West Brom and Watford, we would be sitting nicely in 2nd and have beaten last year's triffic record for this stage of the season. That bollocks is sorted now, we have won 5 of the last 6 Premier League games, the only draw coming against the dippers away and that can only be seen as a point earned, so all in all - luvverly jubberly!

The first 3 games at Wembley were a bit iffy, that is to be expected, just 2 points from those 3 games. but own that place now. We had a bit of a mid season blip, starting with the very unlucky loss to United in November, followed by the away loss to the scum, and the draws with the baggies and Watford, just 5 points from 6 games, that hurt, but sorted now.

2nd place and the FA Cup will do very nicely please Mr Poch. COYS!
 
Dorset

Dorset

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This is horrifying! We have a RED box in our recent form table entry! This will be rectified on Sunday. We are top of the table of course having won our last 5 PL matches, I feel a record coming on!

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Dorset

Dorset

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I know it's early days but I like to celebrate whenever possible.

Joint top Premiership goal scorer - Lucas Moura!

I think Lucas might turn out to be a very, very good signing. The £23m Levy paid for him was another one of those very good deals he does, he's a cunt of course, but he does get some bargains.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Half the Premier League season over so it's time for some juicy stats! This seasons has at times seemed like a Steady Eddy sort of doodah, nothing spectacular (except the last 2 games of course),just steady. Well chums, the stats say bollocks to that!

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Check List:

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There has been some daft talk in the media that the season is over and Liverpool have won - the stats say NO! There have been 12 times in the PL when the team at the top at the half- way stage have blown it:

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Oh the joy! The goons have done it 3 times and Liverpool twice, so it ain't over until it's over.

Another nice win on Saturday, take the 3 points from the Dippers on the 30th March, they will have imploded by then - and the title is ours! If not, then one of the cups we will win shall suffice!
 
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