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Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
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Don Diaz said:
We're 6th in the table, I expect the new deal has performance related bonus' , TV appearances, merchandise sales, etc etc related bonu's as well as having gone up to about £20m a season? It will be interesting to see what happens at Arsenal and the drop after the the top 6 is also dramatic.

Premier League Clubs Shirt Sponsorship Deals 2016-17

1 MANCHESTER UNITED Chevrolet (US) £53m 7 Year deal (2014-21)
2 CHELSEA Yokohama (Japan) £40m 5 Year deal (2015-20)
3 ARSENAL Fly Emirates (UAE) £30m 5 year deal (2014-19)
4 LIVERPOOL Standard Chartered £25m 3 year deal (2013-16)
5 MAN CITY Etihad Airways (UAE) £20m 10 year deal (2011-21)
6 TOTTENHAM AIA (China) £16m 5 year deal (2014-19)
7 WEST HAM Betway (Malta) £6m 3.5 year deal (2015-18)
8 EVERTON Chang Beer (Thailand) £5.3m 3 year deal (2014 to 2017)
9 SOUTHAMPTON Vigin Media (UK) £6m 3 year deal (2016-19)
10 SUNDERLAND Dafabet (Philippines) £6m 2 Year deal (2015-2017)
11 SWANSEA CITY BetEest £5m 1 year contract (2016-17)
12 CRYSTAL PALCE Mansion (Gibraltar) £5m 1 Years (2016-17)
13 STOKE CITY Bet365 (UK) £3.5m 3 Year deal (2015-18)
14 Hull City SportPesa (Kenya) 3m 3 year deal (2016-19)
15 WEST BROM UK-K8.com (Asia) £2.8m 2 years (2016-18)
16 LEICESTER CITY King Power (Thailand) £1m Long term deal since 2010
17 Burnley FC Dafabet £2m 2 year deal (2016-18)
18 WATFORD 138.com (China) £1m 1 Year (2016-17)
19 AFC BOURNMOUTH Mansion (Gibraltar) £2m Single Season (2016-17)
20 MIDDLESBROUGH Ramsdens (UK) £1m 5 years (2013-18)
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How many of those fuckers are gambling related? Answer at the bottom of the page.
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Your are so gullible. Work it out yourself you lazy fucker.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Chavhater01

Chavhater01

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Congrats to the lads for this book winning the illustrated sports book of the year, we do have some silverware this year!


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skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Tottenham Hotspur‏Verified account @SpursOfficial 3h3 hours ago
Gary Mabbutt was admitted to hospital this morning where he will undergo heart surgery later after suffering chest pains and breathlessness.Everyone at the Club wishes our legendary former captain a speedy recovery. Get well soon, Mabbsy!


Hope he recovers soon,a proper gentleman and legend.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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skiathospurs said:
Tottenham Hotspur‏Verified account @SpursOfficial 3h3 hours ago
Gary Mabbutt was admitted to hospital this morning where he will undergo heart surgery later after suffering chest pains and breathlessness.Everyone at the Club wishes our legendary former captain a speedy recovery. Get well soon, Mabbsy!


Hope he recovers soon,a proper gentleman and legend.
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Also famously suffers from Diabetes, mind you so does Steve Redgrave and he won 5 Olympic gold medals in rowing - not the easiest sport in the world.
 
Liam

Liam

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Didn't want to create a new thread for this question, but, did anyone else have a call from spurs today? Had a missed call from them and was wondering what the faaaark they want me for.

Membership is renewed and I'm 19k up the season ticket list so can't see them offering one of them.

I did enquire into corporate bollocks at the new gaff as wanted to know prices etc but that was months ago.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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Liam said:
Didn't want to create a new thread for this question, but, did anyone else have a call from spurs today? Had a missed call from them and was wondering what the faaaark they want me for.

Membership is renewed and I'm 19k up the season ticket list so can't see them offering one of them.

I did enquire into corporate bollocks at the new gaff as wanted to know prices etc but that was months ago.
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No, but if you are 19,000 on the list you're likely in with a shout of a season ticket, so call them back!!!!

When I did the corporate (premium seating) tour about two months ago just for the fun of it, the starting price was £4,250.00 per seat, per season, plus VAT - minimum 3 seasons, everything cheaper had gone. The seats were great, equivalent Shelf at the new South end, access to lounges, bars and complimentary bowl food. But since I don't have £15k lying around and don't want all that bollocks anyway, I declined their kind offer of two seats - £30k!!
 
Liam

Liam

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Don Diaz said:
No, but if you are 19,000 on the list you're likely in with a shout of a season ticket, so call them back!!!!

When I did the corporate (premium seating) tour about two months ago just for the fun of it, the starting price was £4,250.00 per seat, per season, plus VAT - minimum 3 seasons, everything cheaper had gone. The seats were great, equivalent Shelf at the new South end, access to lounges, bars and complimentary bowl food. But since I don't have £15k lying around and don't want all that bollocks anyway, I declined their kind offer of two seats - £30k!!
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Office was closed by the time I noticed the call. Will call again first thing just to find out.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Don Diaz said:
No, but if you are 19,000 on the list you're likely in with a shout of a season ticket, so call them back!!!!

When I did the corporate (premium seating) tour about two months ago just for the fun of it, the starting price was £4,250.00 per seat, per season, plus VAT - minimum 3 seasons, everything cheaper had gone. The seats were great, equivalent Shelf at the new South end, access to lounges, bars and complimentary bowl food. But since I don't have £15k lying around and don't want all that bollocks anyway, I declined their kind offer of two seats - £30k!!
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Fuck that old bollocks. I want to sit on an uncomfortable seat with the rain dripping on me from the leaky roof. I want to queue for dirty smelly bogs - I am NOT obsessed with the bogs. I don't need a bar or a lounge and they can poke their 'bowl food' up their arses whatever the fuck that is. Mrs D supplies me with sandwiches and the local pubs supply me with alcohol. I want to watch 22 blokes kicking a ball around, I want to be among other foul mouthed pissed up Yids, not corporate wankers who would be horrified if I mentioned what a cunt Judas was, not that they would know who I was talking about. Maybe Levy will install a 70's experience section - buuuuunnndddle! yeah he would if he could get enough money for it.
 
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Ted the Yid

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Dorset said:
Fuck that old bollocks. I want to sit on an uncomfortable seat with the rain dripping on me from the leaky roof. I want to queue for dirty smelly bogs - I am NOT obsessed with the bogs. I don't need a bar or a lounge and they can poke their 'bowl food' up their arses whatever the fuck that is. Mrs D supplies me with sandwiches and the local pubs supply me with alcohol. I want to watch 22 blokes kicking a ball around, I want to be among other foul mouthed pissed up Yids, not corporate wankers who would be horrified if I mentioned what a cunt Judas was, not that they would know who I was talking about. Maybe Levy will install a 70's experience section - buuuuunnndddle! yeah he would if he could get enough money for it.
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Agree apart from the sitting bit, I miss standing with no seats to sit on.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Ted the Yid said:
Agree apart from the sitting bit, I miss standing with no seats to sit on.
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Seats were for the old folks back in my day, but I have joined that club now, I don't think I could stand for 90 minutes without whingeing like a miserable old cunt these days, fucked knees are one of the many things on my list of bastard getting old bollocks things. Bollocks surprisingly so far not on my list of complaints, but I expect they will start being literally a pain in the nuts any day know.
 
Yid

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Dorset said:
Seats were for the old folks back in my day, but I have joined that club now, I don't think I could stand for 90 minutes without whingeing like a miserable old cunt these days, fucked knees are one of the many things on my list of bastard getting old bollocks things. Bollocks surprisingly so far not on my list of complaints, but I expect they will start being literally a pain in the nuts any day know.
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How much pain did you feel back in the day whilst under the influence of excess alcohol or mind altering substances?

Just saying.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Don Diaz said:
That isn't the next line....
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ah but if I follow the path then I will be led to :

But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

then:

Are there any hippies in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks hairy!
And that one's a goon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

So, to avoid stirring up the voices I will stick with CUNT!
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Dorset said:
ah but if I follow the path then I will be led to :

But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

then:

Are there any hippies in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks hairy!
And that one's a goon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

So, to avoid stirring up the voices I will stick with CUNT!
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Goodbye cruel world I`m leaving you today
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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I`ve got a little black book with my poems in it.......
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Think I`ll build myself a wall.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Dorset said:
ah but if I follow the path then I will be led to :

But I have grown older and
You have grown colder and
Nothing is very much fun any more.
And I can feel one of my turns coming on.
I feel cold as a razor blade,
Tight as a tourniquet,
Dry as a funeral drum.

then:

Are there any hippies in the theater tonight?
Get them up against the wall!
There's one in the spotlight, he don't look right to me,
Get him up against the wall!
That one looks hairy!
And that one's a goon!
Who let all of this riff-raff into the room?
There's one smoking a joint,
And another with spots!
If I had my way,
I'd have all of you shot!

So, to avoid stirring up the voices I will stick with CUNT!
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Hard to argue with that
 
Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
skiathospurs said:
Think I`ll build myself a wall.
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Wrong! Do it again!

This is one of 'those' threads innit? We haven't had one of these for ages. I miss them, they are good for filling the empty spaces where we used to talk.
 
skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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Dorset said:
Wrong! Do it again!

This is one of 'those' threads innit? We haven't had one of these for ages. I miss them, they are good for filling the empty spaces where we used to talk.
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That LVG thread elsewhere,still one of the funniest railroads I read,funny as funk !!
 
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