Tottenham small talk

[Ted the Yid]

Breaking News...following Zola's resignation at Birmingham City, they have appointed their new manager - Harry Redknapp.

This is not fake news.

I thought he had a dodgy knee or something?

 

[Don Diaz]

More Breaking news - no not Wilshires fragile shin bone - Sam Warbuton, fanatical spurs fan will Captain the British and Irish Lions on their tour to New Zealand this summer. Sam captained the team on their 3-0 whitewash of Australia in the last Lions tour, an honour that's only ever happened once before - Martin Johnson.

Good luck Sam. Some huge games coming up if you like a bit of world class Rugby Union, I do. Jacky Wilshire wouldn't, he'd get a broken nail in the first minute and have to go off.

 

[Chavhater01]

More Breaking news - no not Wilshires fragile shin bone - Sam Warbuton, fanatical spurs fan will Captain the British and Irish Lions on their tour to New Zealand this summer. Sam captained the team on their 3-0 whitewash of Australia in the last Lions tour, an honour that's only ever happened once before - Martin Johnson.

Good luck Sam. Some huge games coming up if you like a bit of world class Rugby Union, I do. Jacky Wilshire wouldn't, he'd get a broken nail in the first minute and have to go off.

I would be pay a handsome fee to see Wheelchair being lined up by a Vunipola brother or a Jamie Roberts, in fact pretty much any 15+ stone rugby player, the look of fear on his face would be wonderful!

 

[skiathospurs]

Premier League World - BT Sport 1 - 6.30pm tonight

It's a Tottenham Hotspur special in this week's Premier League World, as interviews with chairman Daniel Levy and senior architect Christopher Lee reveal Spurs' new stadium plans.
anyone need a stream?
http://cricfree.sc/bt-sport-1-live-stream-ing

 

[Don Diaz]

There's also some good stuff on BBC 3 recently......Google Dele Alli's taxi ride into work.

For those that know it the journey includes Cheshunt high street, so he lives north of there not too far from the training ground.

I'm such a pleasant fellow I've done it for you....

 

[Don Diaz]

PFA team of the year..........really, no Toby or Jan and yet we've conceded fewest goals, must be down to Hugo then....oh no, no Hugo either?

 

[Chavhater01]

PFA team of the year..........really, no Toby or Jan and yet we've conceded fewest goals, must be down to Hugo then....oh no, no Hugo either?

If I'm being totally impartial which is quite hard, especially when it comes to those wank stains in chav land, then I pretty much agree with that team. However Toby and Jan should be there, especially as the formation for the team of the year is a 4-4-2, the same formation that Conte had to change coz Cahill and Luiz sucked in that system!!

 

[Don Diaz]

This might be mine, but I keep changing it because I can't pick all 11 Spurs players.

 

[conor1]

I'd take De Gea and Luiz out and replace with Lloris and Alderweireld or Vertonghen. Toby has missed a few games and Jan always seems to fly under the radar so probably why they missed out but Luiz!!!???? It beggars belief imo

 

[Finchbee]

This was mine bit harsh on Son!

 

[Don Diaz]

This was mine bit harsh on Son!

Even harsher on Wanyama #wrongformation !!

 

[Finchbee]

Even harsher on Wanyama #wrongformation !!

Yeah couldnt get any of them to work so I could have them all and not drop the defenders

 

[Don Diaz]

Just heard that Alex Pritchard has set up/scored Norwich goal against Brighton this evening. He's getting abuse from the Brighton fans because he was just about to join them when he decided on Norwich....ooops!

 

[Don Diaz]

In other news Man United will play Celta Vigo in their second leg semi final of Europa League on 11th May....3 days before they play us at the Lane. Same result as last year I reckon.

 

[Don Diaz]

Ha ha .....carbon copy of Pritchard first 'goal' he's done exactly the same thing again. Properly amazing. Come on Brighton.

 

[Ted the Yid]

Just heard that Alex Pritchard has set up/scored Norwich goal against Brighton this evening. He's getting abuse from the Brighton fans because he was just about to join them when he decided on Norwich....ooops!

Yes, I was a little bit disappointed he didn't sign for Brighton, it was all set but he decided to go for the the most likely to get promoted and so did a u turn and picked Norwich. The rest is history.

I'm now more gutted because I would love to see him get back on track and tear up the PL.

 

[Ted the Yid]

Just checked, apparently 2 own goals by Brighton goalie Stockdale. I wonder if he will get his hat-trick.

 

[skiathospurs]

@admin can we lose this one please.

 

[Dorset]

errrr @admin can we lose this one please.

Spammers these days don't even put a bit of effort in do they? At least he could have said 'hello icn bin ein Tottingham fan - common sie to mein site farmaguts - getten sie viagra und shit"

Why the fuck would a German blue pill site want to spam us here? Don't they know us Brits don't have a downstairs department problem? Maybe this sort of thing is why the numpties voted how they did, fucking Germans coming over here and insinuating we have limp willies!

 

[Ted the Yid]

Spammers these days don't even put a bit of effort in do they? At least he could have said 'hello icn bin ein Tottingham fan - common sie to mein site farmaguts - getten sie viagra und shit"

Why the fuck would a German blue pill site want to spam us here? Don't they know us Brits don't have a downstairs department problem? Maybe this sort of thing is why the numpties voted how they did, fucking Germans coming over here and insinuating we have limp willies!

Well, I guess they had the decency to post it in the "small" talk thread..

 

[skiathospurs]

Clearly misunderstood stiff upper lip.

 

[River]

Sorted

 

[Ted the Yid]

Sorted

You got some then?

 

[Don Diaz]

Whilst it's likely this seasons success is mostly down to Tim Sherwood, recognising and coaching our English core players when they were younger (yeah right Timmy....) unfortunately he didn't have the same effect on Swindon, who were relegated to division 2 last weekend. It wasn't Tim's fault obviously and I'm sure you'll all agree with me that we look forward to having him back on TV soon as an 'expert pundit'....he doesn't seem to have been selected recently? shame.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/spo...news/tim-sherwood-set-depart-swindon-12935927

 

[skiathospurs]

MIND THE GAP

 

[deejbah]

Whilst it's likely this seasons success is mostly down to Tim Sherwood, recognising and coaching our English core players when they were younger (yeah right Timmy....) unfortunately he didn't have the same effect on Swindon, who were relegated to division 2 last weekend. It wasn't Tim's fault obviously and I'm sure you'll all agree with me that we look forward to having him back on TV soon as an 'expert pundit'....he doesn't seem to have been selected recently? shame.

http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/spo...news/tim-sherwood-set-depart-swindon-12935927

He was on my coverage here for the NLD. He was surprisingly unnarcisstic.

 

[Chavhater01]

Sad news, hope the lad gets the help he needs, no doubt he'll be in good hands. Although one of the most frustrating to watch, on his day he was a joy to watch.

 

[Don Diaz]

Sad news, hope the lad gets the help he needs, no doubt he'll be in good hands. Although one of the most frustrating to watch, on his day he was a joy to watch.

Shit, what's happened? He was always a favourite of mine.

 

[Chavhater01]

Shit, what's happened? He was always a favourite of mine.

Yeah same mate, as I said he frustrated the life out of me but when he was on it, he was unstoppable.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.da.../Aaron-Lennon-detained-mental-health-act.html

 

[Don Diaz]

I wish him all the very best and hope he makes a full sustained recovery.