Tottenham V Tamworth (A) 12th Jan @ 12;30 FA Cup

[J.spurs]

Surely Dorrington is good enough to play against a non-league side ?

I would have expected at least one of the CB’s to be rested ahead of the NLD next weekend.

I’d have thought him and Lankshear would start.

 

[Yid]

I’d have thought him and Lankshear would start.

Baffling

 

[Yid]

Their LW won't have to work in Zara for much longer...

He's got enough pace to be a threat at a higher level than Tamworth... He's been their best outlet so far and will give any RB a rough afternoon.

 

[Havocc]

I assume the more Gray and Dragu play together the better their partnership becomes.

That’s the only reason i can think of why Ange is playing them.

 

[Dave]

I’d have thought him and Lankshear would start.

The mascots would do better than the players out there so far. Their keeper's made two saves in 37 minutes.

 

[ClemFandango]

I’d have thought him and Lankshear would start.

Same here. Can only hope they get a run out in the second half.

 

[Yid]

Werner... I know we're cheap but this guy...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

How the fuck does a guy throw the ball that far?

 

[J.spurs]

This has to be Werner’s last chance.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Werner... I know we're cheap but this guy...

He was prolific at Leipzig and has 30 odd goals for Germany. On face value, he was worth the punt on loan.

But he has the biggest case of the footballing yips since Fernando Torres completely forgot how to play the game.

* edit-24 from 57 for Germany.

 

[Dave]

0-0 at half time and they've looked as dangerous as us. That's not funny.

 

[USspur]

Pathetic we are even 0-0 at HT

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

0-0 at half time and they've looked as dangerous as us. That's not funny.

It’s fucking hilarious.

That one-trick shittruck Tonks will now ambush us with his dislocated shoulder throw in and Ange will be sacked before he leaves the Lamb Ground.

And everyone will rightly laugh at us.

It could actually happen and fuck me if that’s not perversely funny given how our season has run.

 

[Havocc]

This new keeper dominates his box better than Vicario,

 

[USspur]

Werner you bum

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Werner could fall into a vat of boobs and come up sucking his own thumb.

Poor bastard. I actually feel for him.

 

[J.spurs]

Werner. FFS.

 

[ClemFandango]

Oh Timo ..

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Fucken jesus

 

[ClemFandango]

Werner is almost at Roberto Soldado levels of needing a goal.

 

[Yid]

It’s fucking hilarious.

That one-trick shittruck Tonks will now ambush us with his dislocated shoulder throw in and Ange will be sacked before he leaves the Lamb Ground.

And everyone will rightly laugh at us.

It could actually happen and fuck me if that’s not perversely funny given how our season has run.

Mate... I wouldn't bet my hard earned against that...

That's just the club we are right now...

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

I’ll say this, at least Werner puts himself there to score. He’s fucking awful but I see the application.

Aside from being a back post tap in merchant can someone please explain to me what a Brennan Johnson is?

It seems to me that he literally does fuck all if he isn’t being served the ball on a plate at the back post?

And even then, he fucking misses an open goal.

 

[USspur]

Werner has clearly lost it.

 

[Yid]

Werner is almost at Roberto Soldado levels of needing a goal.

Did levy cash in all steiker chips with the devil for Kane...?

 

[Yid]

I’ll say this, at least Werner puts himself there to score. He’s fucking awful but I see the application.

Aside from being a back post tap in merchant can someone please explain to me what a Brennan Johnson is?

It seems to me that he literally does fuck all if he isn’t being served the ball on a plate at the back post?

And even then, he fucking misses an open goal.

I'm with you brother... Another seemingly terrible speed merchant.

 

[Yid]

I missed it is that Sarr and Moore off...?

 

[Yid]

From Kane and Son to these fucking Jokers... I think it's that that also pisses me off...

 

[Yid]

The longer this goes in the worse it'll be for us...

 

[USspur]

I’ll say this, at least Werner puts himself there to score. He’s fucking awful but I see the application.

Aside from being a back post tap in merchant can someone please explain to me what a Brennan Johnson is?

It seems to me that he literally does fuck all if he isn’t being served the ball on a plate at the back post?

And even then, he fucking misses an open goal.

Ironic that you let Werner off easy for putting “himself there to score” but then criticize BJ for putting “himself there” and usually scoring.

 

[ClemFandango]

I missed it is that Sarr and Moore off...?

Yeah, both off.

We need to put this to bed in 90 minutes because if it goes to penalties you know we’re fucked.