ClemFandango
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Can't we offer players on a "Buy One, Get Fatty" deal ? 
spurious
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Still not totally comfortable with the fatty jokes, but I'm sure there's a MacDonald's advert in there somewhere. And definitely Simpson's Lard Lad reference.Can't we offer players on a "Buy One, Get Fatty" deal ?
Glenjamin
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Think if we moved on some attacking options I'd go after that fella Hee-Chan from Wolves. He's been great for them.
Isak from Newcastle would be a great move too but doubt he needs to move from there really. He is a proper striker. Would suit the way we attack well he's always in the box.
Isak from Newcastle would be a great move too but doubt he needs to move from there really. He is a proper striker. Would suit the way we attack well he's always in the box.
ClemFandango
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Apparently there's alleged "serious interest" from Saudi clubs for Richarlison to the point where we'd apparently recoup the full fee we paid Everton for him.
I'd probably be leaning towards cashing in if that was true. I do think he'd give us 20+ goals if he stayed fit and played regularly which you can't sniff at but I do wonder if that kind of money could be spent better elsewhere?
I'd probably be leaning towards cashing in if that was true. I do think he'd give us 20+ goals if he stayed fit and played regularly which you can't sniff at but I do wonder if that kind of money could be spent better elsewhere?
Yid
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Sell, sell, sell...
Dave
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100%...we'd be mad to ignore a ridiculously inflated Saudi offer for either of them.
Yid
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Sell, sell, sell... I'm in 100% agreement.
I'd hate to see him against us in the Prem... To be fair imagine if Bayern brought him... Fuck me...!!!
ClemFandango
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I suppose the thing is, he's a literal cash cow for the South Korean fanbase. He apparently brings in an absolute shit-ton of money in merch to the club so the Dark Lord would probably look at that more than whether or not it's time for him to move on.
Also reading that Conor Gallagher allegedly "prefers a move to Spurs" as he enters the final year of his contract. I just hope that means we don't fuck around and try and get him on the cheap.
Also reading that Conor Gallagher allegedly "prefers a move to Spurs" as he enters the final year of his contract. I just hope that means we don't fuck around and try and get him on the cheap.
Yid
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Good luck pal, that's the bit that stings in the end...
As for Sonny, I'd sell him for the right money, but I'd also build the cunt a statue...!!!
I love him, but I can't see him getting any type of "Sonny'esq" type form back especially without an effective foil... He needs a Kane to work properly.
Gallagher is a good player but again he can't do it in isolation... We need half a dozen players into this squad just to have the numbers...
ClemFandango
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Japhet Tanganga to Millwall on a permanent deal has apparently been agreed.
www.mirror.co.uk
Tottenham set to seal defender transfer with deal agreed for loan star
Tottenham defender Japhet Tanganga is likely to leave the club on a permanent basis this summer - and he's emerged as a top target for Millwall after impressing on loan at The Den
www.mirror.co.uk Yid
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Thank fuck for him and us.Japhet Tanganga to Millwall on a permanent deal has apparently been agreed.
Tottenham set to seal defender transfer with deal agreed for loan star
Tottenham defender Japhet Tanganga is likely to leave the club on a permanent basis this summer - and he's emerged as a top target for Millwall after impressing on loan at The Den
J.spurs
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Good for him. Saw him play a few times this season and he looked pretty good. At some point getting loaned back and forth every season has to get old.
Strikegold
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Rumours of Vdv attracting attention from City. I think he loves it here and would be loyal to us. But would a 100 mil offer turn Levy's head ?
It might be the final straw for Ange.
It might be the final straw for Ange.
J.spurs
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He'll obviously attract attention. But this is 2+2=5,000,000,000.
Style And Glory
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Anyone who does well is going to attract attention.
Yid
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Eze was fucking class today...
He'd be an upgrade in our lineup for sure.
He'd be an upgrade in our lineup for sure.
Yid
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Mateta wernt shabby... Big and strong and knows where the net is.
Eze, Toney, Gallagher, Braithwaite and a backup at each fullback and I'm sold.
Dorset
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He's not a this season signing, so anybody who wants to tell me I'm in the wrong thread - fuck off. Lucas Bergvall, arriving this summer? I might be getting moderately excited, some of you of course will be nursing semis, what you do in the privacy of your own home with your own or other people's semis is something I don't want to know about.
Alejo Véliz needs to come home and either get games with us or be loaned out to an English club to get match time. He might be turn out to be a good player but sitting on the bench at Sevilla isn't going to help him.
I'd like to see Sergio Reguilón come home. What I have seen of him at Brentford has been impressive.
Tanguy N'Fatbele can fuck off.
Troy Parrot? Dunno, I thought he would be the very bollocks of the dog, I think he's doing well, but....?? He can score goals and we need some of them, but is he good enough to bring back and give a place in the first team, dunno.
Alejo Véliz needs to come home and either get games with us or be loaned out to an English club to get match time. He might be turn out to be a good player but sitting on the bench at Sevilla isn't going to help him.
I'd like to see Sergio Reguilón come home. What I have seen of him at Brentford has been impressive.
Tanguy N'Fatbele can fuck off.
Troy Parrot? Dunno, I thought he would be the very bollocks of the dog, I think he's doing well, but....?? He can score goals and we need some of them, but is he good enough to bring back and give a place in the first team, dunno.
Sneeky
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We need an on the spot roving reporter to keep an eye on https://www.flightradar24.com/51.50,-0.12/6
and report back to cunt HQ.
My vote is @Strikegold
and report back to cunt HQ.
My vote is @Strikegold
ClemFandango
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Apparently Ryan Sessegnon will be released on a free since he's only got a year left on his deal.
Just watch him go for 5 years without a single injury when he joins a new club.
Just watch him go for 5 years without a single injury when he joins a new club.
Strikegold
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Why can't you do it ?
Strikegold
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Any guesses on what our spend will be on new players, actual not net. ?
I am going for 150 mil !!
I am going for 150 mil !!
USspur
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Yid
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Prior to that he was like 1 in 10 tho... Too much of a risk right now for me...
Glenjamin
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I'd nick Jarrod Bowen off the hammers too. Piss them right off!