Towles in Spain are shite and really expensive. Sheets in Spain are shite and really expensive. Luckily Debenhams and Chritsy deliver to Spain - until the dark day on January 1st next year when the Little Englanders slam the fucking door shut and lock themselves in with their hatred and racism, to fester and rot, forever blaming every other cunt except themselves for the pathetic bigoted failures they have made of their lives.... oooh, did I get a bit political there? It's ironic because I hate them so fucking much I am just like them, we should get on, but... nah, fuck that I wouldn't piss on them if the were burning.
Anyway, what was I saying before those cunts made me go all umpty? Oh yeah, we just had some Christy Luxe Turkish Cotton 730gsm towels delivered, they are fucking lush. They've got 20% off at the moment and another 15% off if you register for the newsletter. We got 3 humungous bath towels, 3 normal bath towels for midget sized people, 3 hand towels and 3 arse towels (bidet) for £118 , free delivery to Spain - about the cost of 2 decent towels in Spanielland,- sorted! They are so fucking nice, you know when you go to a hotel and they have those heavy, soft fuckers that you nick? They are just like them!
We bought some really nice sheets from Debenhams, no wonder they are going bust , they sent the fuckers in two separate (free) deliveries - on the same fucking day, but different delivery companies because they came from different warehouses in the UK.
When that cunting, bastard, ridiculous pile of shit Brexit bites we'll have to make visitors bring our UK purchases, half the family have been barred forever because they are fucking Brexit nazis and I won't have them in La Casa, they have also been fucked right out of my will so when they bang on about how Brexit will be great and won't affect them financially I will be pissing myself laughing when I die and all my wedge goes to a Spanish Children's hospice.
That feels better, towels always make me feel like having a right old rant and a couple of glasses of vino tinto help. Hasta Luego!