Harry Kane

[Dorset]

Think a bit of growing up needs to be done here lads....

He said this and I said that...FFS.
Lads, a difference of opinion is healthy....a personal insult or condescending remark is not, and I have zero respect for anyone who does the latter.
It's been a bit of a slagging match rather than a forum over the last couple of weeks (coincidentally since the new boys arrived) so look, have your opinion, but express it respectfully.

Move on or move out...

COYS!!!

Oh Dave, Dave, Dave. Personal insults and condescending remarks are a huge part of the fun. I never went to football to respect the opposition or our own fans who were acting the cunt. If I wanted a calm, respectful conversation I wouldn't be doing it on a fucking football forum! When new kids on the block (a popular beat combo I believe?) start telling us what this forum is, how it should work and how much they have a right to their opinion and should not be called out for it, how they somehow deserve respect, I call cunt. yeah that's a personal and condescending remark - not sorry. I expect they are grumpy with me, dunno, not fucking interested, ignore list activated, so I don't have to listen to the whingeing. The forum that time forgot became like that, the place us nomads arrived from in the great wandering of - fuck me, it was a long time ago innit? That shit got right on my thrupnies, I had so fucking many of them on my ignore list that the forum became unusable, I hope we don't go down that road.

Anyway in the sprit of your post, fuck off and your mum looks like Thora Hird. Harry Kane is a legend and if anyone doesn't like talking about him in this thread or just wants to post how much they don't care about him - why the fuck would you do that? Then they can fuck off too, and their mums aren't pretty enough to look like Thora Hird.

 

[DMackay]

Oh Dave, Dave, Dave. Personal insults and condescending remarks are a huge part of the fun. I never went to football to respect the opposition or our own fans who were acting the cunt. If I wanted a calm, respectful conversation I wouldn't be doing it on a fucking football forum! When new kids on the block (a popular beat combo I believe?) start telling us what this forum is, how it should work and how much they have a right to their opinion and should not be called out for it, how they somehow deserve respect, I call cunt. yeah that's a personal and condescending remark - not sorry. I expect they are grumpy with me, dunno, not fucking interested, ignore list activated, so I don't have to listen to the whingeing. The forum that time forgot became like that, the place us nomads arrived from in the great wandering of - fuck me, it was a long time ago innit? That shit got right on my thrupnies, I had so fucking many of them on my ignore list that the forum became unusable, I hope we don't go down that road.

Anyway in the sprit of your post, fuck off and your mum looks like Thora Hird. Harry Kane is a legend and if anyone doesn't like talking about him in this thread or just wants to post how much they don't care about him - why the fuck would you do that? Then they can fuck off too, and their mums aren't pretty enough to look like Thora Hird.

Still not sure of the rules on here but how do you put someone on ignore and if you do are they aware of it?

I don’t like putting people on ignore as it often ruins the flow of the thread but had no choice on tfc as SAS will know!

The levels of cuntiness are much worse than on here believe me!


As for TDyson I’ve known him for a while and can vouch for him but he hasn’t been feeling himself lately

He’s in his late 70s and not in good health
He has just been notified that he requires major surgery next month

Perhaps it wasn’t a good idea for me to invite him on to this forum at this time but I don’t think that you’ll hear from him again!

 

[J.spurs]

Oh Dave, Dave, Dave. Personal insults and condescending remarks are a huge part of the fun. I never went to football to respect the opposition or our own fans who were acting the cunt. If I wanted a calm, respectful conversation I wouldn't be doing it on a fucking football forum! When new kids on the block (a popular beat combo I believe?) start telling us what this forum is, how it should work and how much they have a right to their opinion and should not be called out for it, how they somehow deserve respect, I call cunt. yeah that's a personal and condescending remark - not sorry. I expect they are grumpy with me, dunno, not fucking interested, ignore list activated, so I don't have to listen to the whingeing. The forum that time forgot became like that, the place us nomads arrived from in the great wandering of - fuck me, it was a long time ago innit? That shit got right on my thrupnies, I had so fucking many of them on my ignore list that the forum became unusable, I hope we don't go down that road.

Anyway in the sprit of your post, fuck off and your mum looks like Thora Hird. Harry Kane is a legend and if anyone doesn't like talking about him in this thread or just wants to post how much they don't care about him - why the fuck would you do that? Then they can fuck off too, and their mums aren't pretty enough to look like Thora Hird.

Chuckled a bit after googling "Thora Hird."

 

[SAS]

@Dorset posts a rambling list of complaints, complaining about people complaining, when the only one complaining is him.

And yet somehow fails to see the irony of that.

 

[DMackay]

@Dorset posts a rambling list of complaints, complaining about people complaining, when the only one complaining is him.

And yet somehow fails to see the irony of that.

You can’t say that!

You’re new!

Get some service in lad!

 

[Yid]

Are we still fucking up the Harry Kane thread with petulant cuntishness...

Start a new thread in Rudi's bar section called "I'm being a cunt" and post you purile hose shit in there please lads...

I'm not a moderator, we don't have rules, but posting crap in here means I think HK has done something else brilliant and am bored of reading whiney pricks bitching at one another.

Unless you want to discuss the magnificence of a Mr HK, fuck off.

 

[Dave]

Anyway in the sprit of your post, fuck off and your mum looks like Thora Hird.

I actually burst out laughing when I read that!
Ah @Dorset , your box office man.

 

[Dave]

Are we still fucking up the Harry Kane thread with petulant cuntishness...

Start a new thread in Rudi's bar section called "I'm being a cunt" and post you purile hose shit in there please lads...

I'm not a moderator, we don't have rules, but posting crap in here means I think HK has done something else brilliant and am bored of reading whiney pricks bitching at one another.

Unless you want to discuss the magnificence of a Mr HK, fuck off.

This!

 

[Dorset]

Are we still fucking up the Harry Kane thread with petulant cuntishness...

Start a new thread in Rudi's bar section called "I'm being a cunt" and post you purile hose shit in there please lads...

I'm not a moderator, we don't have rules, but posting crap in here means I think HK has done something else brilliant and am bored of reading whiney pricks bitching at one another.

Unless you want to discuss the magnificence of a Mr HK, fuck off.

Stop posting posts in this thread telling people to stop posting shite in this thread! You are still a moderator in my eyes, once a moderator always a moderator, you could moderate the fuck out of anyone. I would be a great moderator, it would be so fucking quiet after I had banned every cunt and his dog.

 

[DMackay]

Stop posting posts in this thread telling people to stop posting shite in this thread! You are still a moderator in my eyes, once a moderator always a moderator, you could moderate the fuck out of anyone. I would be a great moderator, it would be so fucking quiet after I had banned every cunt and his dog.

I thought @Yid was a moderator!

So who are the Moderators?


Oh I better stay in thread in case you’re a Moderator!!

Harry Kane to return for the start of next season

Tuchel to manage Celtic

 

[SAS]

So who are the Moderators?

They're a band that plays Mod and Ska music.......obviously, duh.

 

[DMackay]

They're a band that plays Mod and Ska music.......obviously, duh.

One of Harry’s favourite bands!

How did you know that?

 

[Yid]

Stop posting posts in this thread telling people to stop posting shite in this thread! You are still a moderator in my eyes, once a moderator always a moderator, you could moderate the fuck out of anyone. I would be a great moderator, it would be so fucking quiet after I had banned every cunt and his dog.

Look fella... We agreed to wipe away the bad memories and never talk of the land that time forgot...!!!

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

 

[Dorset]

Look fella... We agreed to wipe away the bad memories and never talk of the land that time forgot...!!!

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

What didn't happen? Where are my slippers? Did you steal them?

 

[J.spurs]

Look fella... We agreed to wipe away the bad memories and never talk of the land that time forgot...!!!

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

Then why do I still think “ratfish boy” every time I watch Luka Modric?

 

[BrooklynYid]

This reminds me when we turned the Clint Dempsey thread into a hip hop/fishing thread, but without the hip hop or the fishing.

 

[Dave]

Then why do I still think “ratfish boy” every time I watch Luka Modric?

Yeah but now i think my Mum looks like Thora Hird.

 

[DMackay]

This reminds me when we turned the Clint Dempsey thread into a hip hop/fishing thread, but without the hip hop or the fishing.

A few years ago on another forum a lively debate was ongoing about Gareth Southgate’s tactics but somehow morphed into a major row about whether the next Dr Who should be female!!

Moderator wasn’t happy!!

 

[Dorset]

This reminds me when we turned the Clint Dempsey thread into a hip hop/fishing thread, but without the hip hop or the fishing.

Okra mate, that was the big one, filthy disgusting stuff - an epic thread. Oh and anchovies, I used to hate those fuckers until I left Brexitania and moved to a civilised country where they give you proper stuff not that dried salty abomination, I love anchovies now.

 

[USspur]

So who are the Moderators?

I dont think we have any... it's what makes us special

 

[DMackay]

I dont think we have any... it's what makes us special

I get the feeling though that some think that they are but I’m sure that I’ll get over it!

I’m here to talk Spurs!!

 

[ClemFandango]

Stop posting posts in this thread telling people to stop posting shite in this thread! You are still a moderator in my eyes, once a moderator always a moderator, you could moderate the fuck out of anyone. I would be a great moderator, it would be so fucking quiet after I had banned every cunt and his dog.

Hey, I've already said I'd be the best moderator. I'd moderate with a mixture of calmness, compassion and extreme violence.

 

[Dorset]

Hey, I've already said I'd be the best moderator. I'd moderate with a mixture of calmness, compassion and extreme violence.

I'd be even better because I'd skip the first two steps.

 

[ClemFandango]

I'd be even better because I'd skip the first two steps.

You've got my vote then ..

 

[Dorset]

You've got my vote then ..

Vote? Churchill ( the geezer not the dog) said 'Democracy is the worst form of government, except for all the others.'. There won't be any of that voting bollox when I'm in charge, I will be a malevolent dictator, my enemies will be moderated mercilessly (blimey, the spell checker didn't complain about that word, fuck knows who I knew how to spell that),dissent will not be tolerated and if I want your opinion - I won't, I'll tell you what it is. To start off with a nice clean slate I will ban everyone, the only way to be reinstated will be to send me loads of Euros, I don't want any of those quids or dollars, Bitcoin would probably do if I had a fucking scooby on what the fuck it is or how to spend it in the supermercado.

Fucking moderators can fucking fuck off, I fucking hate moderators. They would be so fed up with the soppy cunts complaining 'Oh Dorset was mean to me, he said my mum looked like Thora Hird, he called me a rude word because I posted something stupid'.

Harry did well at the weekend, good bloke he is, a Spurs legend.

 

[USspur]

Can you all cunts keep it on the subject matter before I call the internet police on you?

 

[Sneeky]

Don’t mention the sausage machine is still stuck in customs..

 

[Dorset]

Can you all cunts keep it on the subject matter before I call the internet police on you?

Who you gonna call? You call 'em mate, they can come round here whenever they like and I will tell them the same thing. There are apparently properly moderated forums where going off-topic is punishable by a stern finger wagging, I prefer the more Bohemian style we have here. Do as you will shall be the whole of the law.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

This reminds me when we turned the Clint Dempsey thread into a hip hop/fishing thread, but without the hip hop or the fishing.

I read that as “fisting” the first time.

Had to re-read.

 

[spurious]

I read that as “fisting” the first time.

Had to re-read.

You only make that mistake once.