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Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Ah. The thread everyone loves to hate... back at it...
Ha Ha well said. time for some amusement.

Who: Squirrel
Where: Up a tree in Enfield with a Leeds United scout
When: This morning
Subject: Players

I'll confirm all deals just after they're done, saying I told you so, because in advance of all deals, I'll mention every player I can think of....

In the meantime Nuts to everyone!
 
BrooklynYid

BrooklynYid

Player in Training.
3 million a month..... who sanctioned that deal at Madrid...
It was probably worth it though. Before he came that hadn't won Champions League in ages. He turns up and they win it every year. I ber it worked out quite well for them.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
It was probably worth it though. Before he came that hadn't won Champions League in ages. He turns up and they win it every year. I ber it worked out quite well for them.
He scored key goals in all of them as well.
 
Wotspur

Wotspur

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Battyboi on twitter posted;
Michael Laudrup daughter just texted(seriously) said expect a signing by next weekend. Won’t say who but young and £40-50m bracket. Poch dinner in Denmark
makes sense now. But have absolutely no idea who. Denmark thing might be red herring. As laudrup has lots contacts (Ajax)
They is / was a Danish striker who plays in Holland , a Danish fried of mine said he was quite good , give me 5 mins I’ll try and find out his name
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Hercules
Where: SC
When: 5/14/19
Subject: Matthijs de Ligt

We are 100% out of race. Barca by looks of things
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Trix
When: 17th May
Where: SC

Just to clear a couple of bits up.from the last I heard Bales first choice is to stay at Madrid. No one at that point Madrid had spoken to his agent etc about loans or what they were willing to do financially to get him out.

Grealish wants to stay at Villa if they get promoted. If not he is leaving. There are other clubs interested though so it won't be straight forward if they start throwing money around. He has a release clause in his contract but if another party bids over it then the release clause price becomes that. It's all very complicated and I'm not going into more detail ATM than that.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Jjetset
When: 18th May
Where: SC
Subject: Brandt, Van de Beek and Ziyech

not happening with us
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Hertyid
Where: COYS
When: May 18

hertyid: There is literally zero chance of Poch leaving this summer
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Hercules
When: Today
Where: SC
Subject: Bale

The only realistic chance of us sniffing, is he is offered as a ‘free’ and then it is possible. More too it than that but not for now.
 
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Dorset

Dorset

The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
Why do we listen to these wankers season after season, has any one of them ever got anything right? ITKs are like those fecking stupid horoscopes that dumb people and Brexitheads read.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Ali Z
Where: Coys
When: May 29

Just a small update, not all of the info is recent but posting what I know as out of the country for at least 3 weeks.

Poch wants a minimum of 4 in, 6 if Eriksen and Toby go. Names I know we really keen on are Ndombele who we have tried for before, Sessegnon and Wan Bissaka, my info first 2 looks doable. I don't know of any others we are keen on, don't mean we are not btw.

Toby likely to go this summer has no interest in the deal offered £165k including bonuses pw, may run down his deal. Erkisen will go to Spain if the price we want is agreed if he doesn't every chance a deal can be agreed. Trippier has plenty of suitors, don't be surprised if he is one of Ole's new guard.

We have a list of players we want out and a list that we will sell for the right price told to expect a decent net spend as Levy know this summer he has to deliver. That's all I got.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Trix
Where: SC
When: June 1

LC, Betis playing hard ball bit he's interested.

GB would now be interested in coming back but financials ATM are ridiculous(for everyone). Agent turning the screw
Only just got the green light to post about Bale but have known this for a week or so, not sure what has changed in this regard.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: The Goat
When: 2nd June
Where: SC

The Goat hears that Eriksen has sold his house. Another snippet reaching The Goat is that should Poch leave, Germany is a very possible destination.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Hercules
When: 4th June
Where: SC

We will (would) spend exceptional
Funds on two signings together (at same time). There is some deals close, and confident will be completed within a quick ‘ish’ time.

We are going for it big from now on. Stadium and other commercial activities has put us in a brilliantly strong position, and within FFP. I have been very downbeat in past, but no more.
 
Finchbee

Finchbee

Player in Training.
Who: Trix
When: 10th June
Where: SC

Trix said:
The next two weeks will hopefully define this summer's transfer window. We want them in early and have certainly been looking to do just that. Problem is these are all players wanted by other clubs, and unlike Madrid we are not at the top of the food chain, so things innevitibly take a bit longer. We have been working on the players in question though for some time, and I'm told are all keen on a move to us. The names this time round are pretty much already out there via the press, so I expect little as far as surprises are concerned.

Bale's agent and Madrid are in a stand off, a case of who blinks first so to speak. This does not mean he's coming to us, others interested, but I would not rule it out at this stage. What is for certain though is no one ATM is willing to go near paying what it would need to get him out of his Madrid contract.

There's a couple of other bits hopefully I can post a bit latter.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who Hertyid
Where COYS
When 7th June 2019

"Spoke to someone about Sessegnon tonight and sounds like that one has legs"
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
Who: The SquirrelYid
When: 10th June
Where: ProperSpursy

The squirrel can confirm that the transfer window closes at 5pm not 11pm on 8th August. Proper ITK that eh? who knew.....be honest, you thought it was 11pm didn't you?

Also Mattijs De Ligt that Ajax super hero that keeps giving away penalties but also scoring headers from corners, is definitely probably moving to another club in Europe, can't say any more than that at the moment. In fact The squirrel has spoken to lots of players including Christian Ericckson, Danny Rose and at least 1 other who have all said that they don't know whats going on, so they are going on holiday instead and just leaving it up to someone else to sort out. Hazard (Eden not Mickey) is going to Real Madrid, so that's funny for us, and I guess his brother will go with him, because he's shit but it will be part of the deal.

Anyway if you really want to know what's going on and you're not having dinner with Jorge Mendes and Mino Raoila tonight, you can have a look here.....these guys definitely know what's happening and it's where all the numpty's get their gossip..


 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

Zero tolerance of Numpty's
Founding Member
OK, so nobody coming in - those six hours represented our entire transfer window.
That’s where you’re wrong.....we’ve already signed a 17 year old striker from Notts County.....see ground breaking stuff, big Summer ahead, eh Mr Levy (he’s probably counting his cash, but will get round to it)
 
Yid

Yid

Well-Known Member
Founding Member
Anyone remember last summer and the expectation of us doing some serious business to push on.....


Oooohhhhh how very fucking wrong were we. Oh and as the the ITK's.....

What lies and horse shit did those cunts spout..... and they still have the audacity to pipe up with spurious bullshit now...!!!

And people still listen.....
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

The Aussie Yid
Who: Ali Z
Where: Coys
When: May 29

Just a small update, not all of the info is recent but posting what I know as out of the country for at least 3 weeks.

Poch wants a minimum of 4 in, 6 if Eriksen and Toby go. Names I know we really keen on are Ndombele who we have tried for before, Sessegnon and Wan Bissaka, my info first 2 looks doable. I don't know of any others we are keen on, don't mean we are not btw.

Toby likely to go this summer has no interest in the deal offered £165k including bonuses pw, may run down his deal. Erkisen will go to Spain if the price we want is agreed if he doesn't every chance a deal can be agreed. Trippier has plenty of suitors, don't be surprised if he is one of Ole's new guard.

We have a list of players we want out and a list that we will sell for the right price told to expect a decent net spend as Levy know this summer he has to deliver. That's all I got.
So, this guy basically just repeats what he reads in the press?

Even for an ITK this is pissweak.
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Anyone remember last summer and the expectation of us doing some serious business to push on.....


Oooohhhhh how very fucking wrong were we. Oh and as the the ITK's.....

What lies and horse shit did those cunts spout..... and they still have the audacity to pipe up with spurious bullshit now...!!!

And people still listen.....
I feel this has been every summer since we made the champions league that the following window is make or break. and we never do anything. and we always pay for it near the end of the season when we tire out
 
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skiathospurs

skiathospurs

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I feel this has been every summer since we made the champions league that the following window is make or break. and we never do anything. and we always pay for it near the end of the season when we tire out
I think some of this is not just Levy but poch as well.Levy`s holding the purse strings is one thing,but Poch is a very fussy buyer it seems,or overly loyal to a core of 15 or so players.I back Poch all the way,but his transfers or what he has been handed since arriving havent been great,who`s to blame?levy?the scouting set up? poch himself?Definitely our business model doesnt help,buying youngsters like foyth,sanchez and taking time rather than signing "straight out the box" ready to go VVD,DeLigt,and the ones signed from big clubs,internationals like aurier,moura,janssen,sissoko (even with relative signs of promise last season for moura&moussa) they havent had a big impact on the team bar odd games/spells yet.It feels like we are still mostly running on what we already had (pre-poch),kane,lloris,jan,rose,eriksen,winks (was a gift),dele was more of a pleat scout for the future like foyth but just took off,so is it harsh to say Toby/Son have been the poch`s era only great transfer successes? so far!

I doubt any of the loan players coming back will stay,we have a few going regardless from the 25,we have maybe Skipp who can impact from the academy next season,we have several going into last year of contracts,(jan,toby,eriksen) and this time next year we have several more coming to the last year dier,trippier,sissoko (not a concern yet)
So your point about tired players through over use,I cant see it changing,we stood still last year and without signing 5 or 6 this summer who will be involved,we will still fall back on the same 15 or so players.

No big deal if we move on edwards,CCV,onomah,vorm,janssen,nkoudou,they havent been part of the 25 squad,but Llorente,trippier or aurier (or both),eriksen,toby,rose (i really hope not!!) thats 6 players maybe coming in just to stand still and replace who we lose.Add to that personally I would sell wanyama and Lamela I just cannot see us keeping up with what we will move on.
If there was a seismic change in club policy,we would see the intent already,transfer by media puh!!,barca&madrid just announce whom they have bought,we have 3 months of links and low ball offers speculated.If we want to match liverpool give palace £50m for wan bissaka,pay or bid suitably for ndombele,lo celso,fernandes.IMO eriksen&toby are more likely to resign if we buy some proper quality players than another 20 or 30,50 grand a week more in wages.Its all about intent as a club,but I think we will keep a small quality group like last year,and just pray for less injuries.We sold dembele in january,so we are 1 down before we have even started!! .
 
USspur

USspur

Player in Training.
Who: Hercules
Where: SC
When: 6th June

CE! The reports coming out about considering a new 4 year contract with us is true. It is all about the minefield of clauses. It will not deter our quest to bring in two midfielders, which is well documented. Danny Rose wants a new contract. It is all about what he expects, and what we would possibly offer. No buyers at present for VJ, and GK
 
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