New Manager?

[Style And Glory]

ITK on another site wrote the following:

"I think we just have to wait and see now. He's (Levy) actually admitted for the first time ever he's completely fucked things up. Last chance saloon for me so let's see if he has learnt anything from the past couple of years. Last week I heard the new guy would be heavily backed but the proof is in the actions now."

So, the new manager is going to be a guy.

 

[J.spurs]

ITK on another site wrote the following:

"I think we just have to wait and see now. He's (Levy) actually admitted for the first time ever he's completely fucked things up. Last chance saloon for me so let's see if he has learnt anything from the past couple of years. Last week I heard the new guy would be heavily backed but the proof is in the actions now."

So, the new manager is going to be a guy.

Rules out over half the planet.

 

[Yid]

In this new world you can be a guy one minute and a teapot the next... so officially, maybe at the time of writing it was a guy. Since, they could have identified as a woman, a trans woman, a trans man, a bidet, a Transam, a Transformer or any fucking other thing you choose to identify as.

 

[J.spurs]

In this new world you can be a guy one minute and a teapot the next... so officially, maybe at the time of writing it was a guy. Since, they could have identified as a woman, a trans woman, a trans man, a bidet, a Transam, a Transformer or any fucking other thing you choose to identify as.

I would take any of these options over our previous manager.

 

[Havocc]

The Poch rumours are in full flight. Can you imagine......

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Pochettino now outright favourite.

It couldn’t happen, could it?

 

[USspur]

 

[USspur]

 

[J.spurs]

Pochettino now outright favourite.

It couldn’t happen, could it?

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I just can't allow myself to imagine it right now.

 

[Dorset]

Pochettino now outright favourite.

It couldn’t happen, could it?

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I reckon the bookies are making a killing. There have been 10 different hot favourites, Nuno was odds-on at the weekend now you can get 8/1 on him, now the Poch is very slightly favourite on some books, Martinzez or Ten Hag on others.

 

[USspur]

Pochettino now outright favourite.

It couldn’t happen, could it?

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Serhiy Rebrov 66/1 on paddy power. worth a cheeky tenner?

 

[USspur]

 

[BrooklynYid]

If not Poch than I want the Ragninck guy from RBL. We need a complete culture shift from the last guy.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Omg please come on! Like he was gonna take Spurs over the German fucking national team? How stupid do they think we are? Don't answer.

 

[J.spurs]

Omg please come on! Like he was gonna take Spurs over the German fucking national team? How stupid do they think we are? Don't answer.

I think that given his fallout with the suits at Bayern, and the amount of clout that club has in their federation, there was a little lingering doubt that he'd get the Germany job.

 

[Dorset]

Omg please come on! Like he was gonna take Spurs over the German fucking national team? How stupid do they think we are? Don't answer.

Is Otto Flick available? Levy got the wrong Fernandes so the wrong Flick would be about right. Herr Flick did have a very powerful pair of binoculars.

 

[J.spurs]

Is Otto Flick available? Levy got the wrong Fernandes so the wrong Flick would be about right. Herr Flick did have a very powerful pair of binoculars.

Gestapo binoculars might not sit well with the club.

 

[Dave]

Is Otto Flick available? Levy got the wrong Fernandes so the wrong Flick would be about right. Herr Flick did have a very powerful pair of binoculars.

Herr flick and von smallhausen could be appointed at this stage. First thing in the morning Levy would stick his head in the door and say..."good moaning".

 

[Glenjamin]

Why are we even discussing this...

Sir Poch is coming back.

End thread.

 

[Yid]

Why are we even discussing this...

Sir Poch is coming back.

End thread.

Is there a humble pie big enough...?

 

[Dorset]

Sources say that Harry Kane has demanded Levy rehire the Poch, get rid of Winks, Dele, Aurier, Sanchez, Sissoko, Dier, N'Dombele and Doherty and replace them with world-class players. He has also said that season ticket prices must be reduced to £500 maximum and individual match tickets can cost no more than £30 - and Levy must step back from controlling transfers and anything to do with football, allowing the Poch to spend the £1bn transfer budget he will give him. Then, if Levy stands in the middle of the pitch at the start of the next home game stark bollock naked and begs the forgiveness of the fans, Harry might consider staying for one more season.

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

Sources say that Harry Kane has demanded Levy rehire the Poch, get rid of Winks, Dele, Aurier, Sanchez, Sissoko, Dier, N'Dombele and Doherty and replace them with world-class players. He has also said that season ticket prices must be reduced to £500 maximum and individual match tickets can cost no more than £30 - and Levy must step back from controlling transfers and anything to do with football, allowing the Poch to spend the £1bn transfer budget he will give him. Then, if Levy stands in the middle of the pitch at the start of the next home game stark bollock naked and begs the forgiveness of the fans, Harry might consider staying for one more season.

Personally I don’t think Kane is being unreasonable with these demands.

 

[Sneeky]

Sources say that Harry Kane has demanded Levy rehire the Poch, get rid of Winks, Dele, Aurier, Sanchez, Sissoko, Dier, N'Dombele and Doherty and replace them with world-class players. He has also said that season ticket prices must be reduced to £500 maximum and individual match tickets can cost no more than £30 - and Levy must step back from controlling transfers and anything to do with football, allowing the Poch to spend the £1bn transfer budget he will give him. Then, if Levy stands in the middle of the pitch at the start of the next home game stark bollock naked and begs the forgiveness of the fans, Harry might consider staying for one more season.

Providing evidence of a mangina…..and a tattoo of Elmer fud on his left butt cheak.

 

[Motspur Hotspur]

Is there a humble pie big enough...?

cheese room sized!

 

[Dave]

Firstly, Levy should do laps of the pitch, not stand still so he can look every fan in the eye..secondly he should be supplied with a good quality headset so we can hear him...and lastly he should be made lie face down so I have somewhere to park my bike.

 

[Yid]

Firstly, Levy should do laps of the pitch, not stand still so he can look every fan in the eye..secondly he should be supplied with a good quality headset so we can hear him...and lastly he should be made lie face down so I have somewhere to park my bike.

Where will I park my size 11...?

 

[Dave]

Where will I park my size 11...?

To be honest I think that's up to the individual. I would have a preference of target, but far be it for me to interfear with pro choice...

 

[Sneeky]

 

[Dorset]

Martinez is today's favourite with the bookies. In the past week it has been Pochettino, Ten Hag, Rogers, Espirito Santo, Inzhagi, Conte and Potter. Nobody has been stupid enough to bet real money on this circus have they? I will bet one English pound that Julen Lopetegui will be favourite by the end of the week.

 

[ClemFandango]

Conte is back in the frame as it's expected he'll be leaving Inter "in the next 48 hours" but some of the stories I've read seem to think that he's bound for the Bernebau instead of The Shopping Centre.