BrooklynYid
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It is time to take a loss. He is not a top footballer, or he'd be playing at Napoli. We got it wrong. Move on, Levy.
Style And Glory
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Of course.Of course it is. Wasn't that obvious ?
Just being "Dick Pedantic".
J.spurs
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Yeah they wouldn’t like being mistaken for Nazio. My serie A watching is mostly limited to a highlights package on Sunday evenings, but he seems to come on very late for them every time I watch.
The Cryptkeeper
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Both he and Dele will look back in 20 years and reflect upon what could, and should have been.
So will the fans for that matter.
So will the fans for that matter.
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ClemFandango
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Very likely to be the only way we'll ever get shot of him.
USspur
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Biggest flop ever for us?
Dave
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Ooooo...he has to be up there alright. Janssen, Rasiak, Boateng were pretty big flops too but in terms of fee and ability, Ndombele has been a real let down.
ClemFandango
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Fatty is now officially a Serie A title winner.
Let's hope they really do have an obligation to buy clause after all.
Let's hope they really do have an obligation to buy clause after all.
ClemFandango
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ClemFandango
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Ready?
1,2,3,4...He's coming home, he's coming home, he's coming .. Fat-ty's coming home ..
Come on, you know the words !
BrooklynYid
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I think he'd be great at a club like Newcastle. With Howe working his magic, he could world class!
ClemFandango
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I’d like to see how he’d deal with a no-nonsense aussie like Ange.I think he'd be great at a club like Newcastle. With Howe working his magic, he could world class!
Could be the making of him or could end up with him running for the door. There wouldn’t be any in between
Yid
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Cunt hasn't got the bollocks to be an average player let alone world class...
USspur
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BrooklynYid
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Hopefully he sucked in that session and we sell his ass.
Dave
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Great pic that..
Ndomnomnomallday..
J.spurs
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It'd be for a loss, of course, but I'd think he could do OK with a return to France. Just can't hack it in the PL, nor in a high-tempo side like Spalletti's Napoli. Run a few pounds off him and take whatever money you can get. We need hungry players, and he is not that (in any sense of the word).
Yid
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His picture should be in the dictionary next to "Wasteman"...
All the ability none of the commitment... imagine him motivated... he literally could be one of the best around.
But he never will because he doesn't have to and its easier for him to be a fat millionaire who will ultimately achieve zero with his life, when others with just a fraction of his talent will go on to win it all through hard work, determination and desire.
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J.spurs
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I'd be stunned if he featured in the team, at best he'll be loaned out IMO. I've seen stories that kind of suggested what you're saying, but they seemed to be reading too much into the fact that we've not gotten rid yet. If Ange resurrects this guy's career at PL level, he deserves sanctification. Like, people should start making pilgrimages to his home.
Dave
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The thing about Ndombele is, the boy's incredibly talented and has the ability to be right up there with the best of them. He just has a shite lazy attitude. But because of the potential alone, I'd say Ange will give him every chance to turn things around, cos if he can, it would feel like a new signing.
Nothing to lose I suppose.....
Yid
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In some respects it's a no loose situation for Ange...
Get the fat fuck working and you have a game winner every weekend. You also let the kids and new lads kniw exactly what the outcome or hard work is...
Fail to motivate him and cut him of like a necrotic dick... drop him on his arse faster and harder that anyone has ever seen...
Look kids... this is what happens when you stop giving 100%...
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spurious
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I am, once again, sputing heresy. If you put a flame in that furnace, the man could do anything. From what we're hearing about the system being instituted, he'll have the passing angles he needs.
Everyone else will have to do the pressing, but I for one still hold out hope.
Everyone else will have to do the pressing, but I for one still hold out hope.
Style And Glory
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It's stuff like this that gives me hope yet, alternatively, has the ability to kill you too.
He's so talented that he can not only beat multiple players but actually humiliate them.
He's so talented that he can not only beat multiple players but actually humiliate them.
J.spurs
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It says much about a player that a conversation about his future at the club evokes the phrase “necrotic dick.”
Glenjamin
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The one thing that sticks out for me here is Ange's style of management, much like Poch he's an arm around the shoulder manager not a bitchy shouty cunt like Mourinho or Conte. NDombele seems soft as shit so maybe it'll work better for him.
Dave
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And if our Ange manages to get a tune out of Tanguy...but then as a result of his very powerful yet understandable lust for the milk chocolate yet high in fat treat we all love too much....then i'd track him down, and when id see him munching on a box of maltesers when our Ange wants him box to box...id say OI TANGUY...NOOOOOO!!! You WILL hand that delicious treat over to me and get back on that top of the range excercise bike that my club has paid good money for your arse to withstand...NO MORE FRENCH FANCIES FOR YOOOOUUUU!!!!! 
USspur
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i have zero faith in it, but imagine if Ange got a tune out of NDombele....