Dorset
The Voice Of Reason
Founding Member
People are renting out their dogs so folks can go walkies here. Plod are cracking down and you have to take your own ID and proof that the pooch is yours. There has been a van going round with a loudspeaker telling people what to do but my Spanglish wasn't good enough to understand a fecking word because they speak Valencian here not proper Spanglish. All the info is on the local town hall website so we know what we are allowed to do - fuck-all basically, we can go out, not together, with ID to buy food or medicine and .... fuck-all else,
Day 3 banged up, I am just about managing to cope. 48 cans of beer left, 20 bottles of vino tinto and I think Mrs D has got some food in so we should be OK for a day or two. A stroke of luck! The boss told me to buy kitchen rolls a few weeks ago and I bought bog rolls - so with the help of the bidet (a European foot washing device) we should be able to keep our downstairs departments nice and clean. It's freezing cold and damp at the moment, OK, not Ingerlund type freezing but after 3 or 4 weeks of mid 20's, 16 degrees feels right parky. Being locked down in a tiny 160 square meter house is .... fucking nice really, so I think we'll survive the weeks or months. The only problem is that we are down to about 20 oranges left on our tree but if I nip out at night in dark clothes I can pick some from the 8 millions other trees round here.
Day 3 banged up, I am just about managing to cope. 48 cans of beer left, 20 bottles of vino tinto and I think Mrs D has got some food in so we should be OK for a day or two. A stroke of luck! The boss told me to buy kitchen rolls a few weeks ago and I bought bog rolls - so with the help of the bidet (a European foot washing device) we should be able to keep our downstairs departments nice and clean. It's freezing cold and damp at the moment, OK, not Ingerlund type freezing but after 3 or 4 weeks of mid 20's, 16 degrees feels right parky. Being locked down in a tiny 160 square meter house is .... fucking nice really, so I think we'll survive the weeks or months. The only problem is that we are down to about 20 oranges left on our tree but if I nip out at night in dark clothes I can pick some from the 8 millions other trees round here.