Transfer Window Winter 22/23

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[Havocc]

If we fail to win either the City or Fulham games coming up then it should be the end for Conte. I wouldn't be surprised if Levy hasn't already been sussing out one or two possible replacements.
I'd be happy if Poch was top of the list but I'd be just as happy if we got any decent manager that plays on the front foot and attacks.
Poch aside, I'd like someone like Marco Silva. Really attacking style, great to watch. Brave and aggressive.
Basically everything we haven't been for quite a while sadly.

But you know we would end up with Tuchel

 

[J.spurs]

But you know we would end up with Tuchel

I got a sinking feeling as soon as the reports started to surface. I mean, like Poch, his name will surface anytime a high profile job comes open, but still, it feels like some shit Levy would do

 

[Dorset]

But you know we would end up with Tuchel

That would be the rotten, decomposed, rank cherry on top of the cake made out of excrement. The man is a total nutter. Call me old fashioned - I might kick you in the nuts if you do - but, I want my team and its management to be role models for the young people. I don't like young people, they are all, cunts, but they will grow up to be humans and do important jobs like being doctors, lawyers, police officers, drug dealers.. if they have nutcases like Tuchel, lying cunts like nearly all the politicians, tossers like that Grealish bloke and women who inject poison into the faces and have ridiculous rugby ball shaped things put where their thrupnies should be - they will not evolve from annoying little cunts into normal humans. For the sake of the children, Tuchel can fuck right off.

On the other hand, maybe our players need a raving, psycho, nutter to kick them firmly up the arse? So, fuck the children, get Tuchel in.

On the other hand, yeah I know, three hands, but who's counting? He's a cunt and I don't like him, with Levy in charge Tuchel would cause an exponential increase in cuntness within THFC, that would not be good for my blood pressure, the red mist and the voices telling me to do the bad things really fucks up my serenity levels.

 

[Dave]

But you know we would end up with Tuchel

I know.

But you know we would end up with Tuchel

Doesn't he know by now that employing Chelsea rejects doesn’t work ?? They're all lazy cunts that never want to develop, just buy.
Nah, not for me.
I do like Silva though. If Conte does go I think he'd be a good fit for us.

 

[ClemFandango]

Brighton wanted £30m

We bid £12m

I’d like to think the phrase “Are you high?” was used at some point

Not that I wanted him anyway, but if it’s true it’s pretty par for the course with the Dark Lord.

 

[Dave]

Brighton wanted £30m

We bid £12m

I’d like to think the phrase “Are you high?” was used at some point

Not that I wanted him anyway, but if it’s true it’s pretty par for the course with the Dark Lord.

Brighton chairman: We want £30m

Levy:
£20m ?
What do want £10m for ??

OK, I'll go £12m, but that's it.

Holy fuck Levy, you'd peel an orange in your pocket.

 

[BrooklynYid]

Why on earth would Arsenal sign him? Hopefully the beginning of their demise.

 

[Yid]

Mate you can't buy a fucking sandwich for 12 million nowerdays... it shows that Levy was never serious about signing anyone.

He chose an in form player who was on some clubs radars and made out he was serious to shut down the noisy voices.

 

[J.spurs]

That would be the rotten, decomposed, rank cherry on top of the cake made out of excrement. The man is a total nutter. Call me old fashioned - I might kick you in the nuts if you do - but, I want my team and its management to be role models for the young people. I don't like young people, they are all, cunts, but they will grow up to be humans and do important jobs like being doctors, lawyers, police officers, drug dealers.. if they have nutcases like Tuchel, lying cunts like nearly all the politicians, tossers like that Grealish bloke and women who inject poison into the faces and have ridiculous rugby ball shaped things put where their thrupnies should be - they will not evolve from annoying little cunts into normal humans. For the sake of the children, Tuchel can fuck right off.

On the other hand, maybe our players need a raving, psycho, nutter to kick them firmly up the arse? So, fuck the children, get Tuchel in.

On the other hand, yeah I know, three hands, but who's counting? He's a cunt and I don't like him, with Levy in charge Tuchel would cause an exponential increase in cuntness within THFC, that would not be good for my blood pressure, the red mist and the voices telling me to do the bad things really fucks up my serenity levels.

I’m convinced. I don’t want that iPad toting, baseball cap wearing fuckwit anywhere near this club.

 

[Havocc]

I know.
Doesn't he know by now that employing Chelsea rejects doesn’t work ?? They're all lazy cunts that never want to develop, just buy.
Nah, not for me.
I do like Silva though. If Conte does go I think he'd be a good fit for us.

It is funny, that the best football we ever played under an ex-Chelsea manager was the football under AVB!! Which wasn’t that great

 

[Dorset]

It is funny, that the best football we ever played under an ex-Chelsea manager was the football under AVB!! Which wasn’t that great

Statistically maybe, but it was so fucking boring. I remember several times on the long train journey home to Dorset from the Lane thinking about how much money I had just flushed down the toilet.

 

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Contract expiring 2024 and firm renewal. #Zaniolo is on the market. Pinto's request for 50 million in the summer had been in vain. Now another sale attempt in January starting from 40m (15% to Inter). Contacts for now with West Ham, Tottenham, Borussia Dortmund @SkySport

 

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#Zaniolo, watch out: as anticipated a few days ago #Tottenham, #WestHam and #Nottingham lined up. Confirming that there has never been any talk of renewal

 

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Nicolò Zaniolo could leave for Roma now in black, according to Sky Sport Italia. Los giallorossi are open to asking for offers. Contracted in June of 2024.

 

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#Transfer market | The @OfficialASRoma opens to the sale of #Zaniolo in January: #Tottenham, #WestHam and #BorussiaDortmund interested in the striker born in 1999

 

[ClemFandango]

Roma: "We want £40m for Zaniolo"
Levy: "£20 quid"
Roma: "Sorry? We said £40m"
Levy: "Ok, £25"
Roma: "Are you serious?"
Levy: "As a heart attack my friend. £15 with add-ons"
Roma: "Fuck off"

 

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[Yid]

How are the Spammers competing for players with us.

They're in a relegation battle... Fuck knows how, we're on the fringes of the CL places...

If the Spammers genuinely think he is at their level , then why the fuck would we want to be involved...?

 

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Chelsea are ready to rival Tottenham for Brentford and Spain goalkeeper David Raya, 27, while Spurs also are keen on signing Slovenia goalkeeper Jan Oblak, 30, from Atletico Madrid. (Evening Standard)

 

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#Zaniolo's agent is in London to deal with the @SpursOfficial (Nicolò's favorite destination). Contacts also with the #WestHam. On @cmdotcom

 

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[ClemFandango]

If Zaniolo turns out to be a “club” signing rather than someone Conte specifically asked for, will he even pick him ?

 

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#Zaniolo : the dialogues continue with the #Tottenham . The #Milan observes. The others of #Premier are now more secluded (Alfredo Pedullà)

 

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[J.spurs]

No thanks.