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Apparently we have offered 18 month contract for Conte…we still want Poch in 2023 it seems
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This certainly needs highlighting in big, bold letters. As exciting as this appointment could be, the initial 18 month deal just smacks of Levy covering himself and Uncle Joe again. Rather than cutting loose and appointing Conte on a 3 or 4 year deal with promise of significant transfer funds, it still smacks of "You'll have to make do with what you've got and what we give you" again... while ENIC and Levy are still around, they’ll continue to be a stain on our club.
Very surprised he would even consider such a short contract tbh....This certainly needs highlighting in big, bold letters. As exciting as this appointment could be, the initial 18 month deal just smacks of Levy covering himself and Uncle Joe again. Rather than cutting loose and appointing Conte on a 3 or 4 year deal with promise of significant transfer funds, it still smacks of "You'll have to make do with what you've got and what we give you" again.
Yeah, if the 18 months is true, you may be right. But honestly, a big part of me hopes he very publicly tells Levy to fuck off.I think Conte would be driving 18 months, he doesn’t see Spurs as a big job. He wants to be able to see if he is backed before committing long term. Either that, or he wants the PSG job when Poch leaves for us in 2023
You are correct, but I seriously doubt Nuno has ever said anything that ended with an exclamation mark.Kinda feel for Nuno. Obviously don't know him but appears a decent man despite the poor performances. As many have said, he shouldn't have been offered the job in the first place. Way out of his depth. I could just hear him at his initial interview: "What?! You... ... want me?! Seriously?"
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Oh I wouldn't dream of it until he's pictured with the shirt and a grin that says "What the fuck have I gotten myself in to?"Don’t do it man.
We have been here before.
Was thinking the same thing and that is a scary thoughtWell if Conte can’t fix us, we cannot be fixed.
As a side bar to this Nuno thread, I have developed a helpfull list that will enable users to easily distinguish between the levels of cunt we all are apportioning to individuals...
Courtesy of @Dorset, we have the lowest level of cunt, Not A Cunt [NAC].
This is the current status of Mr Santa Clause him self, the THFC manager, Nuno Espirito Santo... othe notable NAC's would be Bradley Walsh, Ant or Dec... (not sure which one became a bit of a cunt by getting shitfaced and driving into people),Ghandi, Mother Theresa and Philip Schofield.
The next category I'd like to propose is Bit Of A Cunt [BOAC].
This is where the majority of individuals will sit... its very much a transient level and you can side up up down the "cuntometer" whilst remaining a Bit Of A Cunt. Good examples of a BOAC could be me, Gareth Bale, the entire Philimonic Orchestra (juts a bit cunty isn't it),Sir Elton John or basically anyone you could think of. The way I see it is we're all (apart from the aforementioned ordained above) cunts, but we are able to tolerate and even like some cunts more than others.
The top level of cunt reserved for the most heinous level of "cuntishness" is the Cock-Cunt [CC].
CC's are easy to Spot. They're usually called Jose Mourinho, Sol Campbell, Donald Trump, Adolf Hitler, whomever decided to call a Marathon Bar a Snickers Bar and Jamie O'Hara's mum for simply not aborting that foetus.
It's considered quite a feat to achieve CC status and once achieved, there is absolutely no way of redeeming yourself. You will forever be a CC.
CC's are a special breed and their ability to continue with their "cuntosity" in the face of pleas for a cessation, verbal abuse, threats of violence or even a distinct lack of any tangible audience, would in any other discipline be applauded. They are and always will be CC's
There is of course a minor sub category that is coined to describe adolescent cunts. The CUNTLING [CNTLNG] is effectively a young cunt in training. Think Justin Beiber (early years, he has now developed into a solid BOAC),that Chav families kid from down the street (if you can't think of one it's your kid and you're the chav family) or Norman from Fireman Sam (That Little Cuntling should have been left to perish numerous times, he cost the Ponty-Pandy taxpayers hundreds of thousands with his cuntosity).
To summarise:
Not A Cunt - NAC
Bit Of A Cunt - BOAC
Cock-Cunt - CC
Cuntling - CNTLNG
Hope this helps.