The Cryptkeeper
The Aussie Yid
Suspending the league until the 3rd April is obviously just giving them thinking time. The Premier League won't be restarting this season, nobody really knows how long this virus will go on for, but all the experts are saying at least 3 months until the peak.
I wish the media would stop telling us how many deaths there have been and the mortality rate - obviously not the 3 % they have been banging on about because many, many folks have recovered without being diagnosed but all the deaths have been recorded, so the stats are kippers and custard. Around 100,000 people that were diagnosed have recovered but that figure is good news, so is of no interest to the media. The other misleading stat are the increases in the number of infections every day, without knowing the testing number changes that number is very misleading. Trump's statistical cuntery is tremendous, test 8 people a day and say your number of cases is the lowest in the world.
Coronavirus is bad, very bad, but nowhere near as bad as the media are making it. Old people with dicky tickers and shit like that will croak, but normal flu already thins the herd and removes damaged people like me every year. Some healthy people will just be unlucky and be really fucked over by this virus, but the huge, bigly, massive majority of 'victims' will feel like they have had a cold - then get better.
The media poisoned the sheepbrained wankers minds about the B Word fuckup, now they are spreading terror and panic about Covid 19. If you get it, don't be a cunt and spread it around, stay home and whine like a little girl, don't lick toilet seats, superglue your hands to your body and you might just survive until some other fucking thing kills you.
Brilliant post.