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J.spurs

J.spurs

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I'd laugh at you all back in Blighty, but I have a horrible feeling that we're going to have far worse unleashed on us over here in the November elections.
Indeed. The writing is very much on the wall.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Johsnon has done the noble thing and withdrawn for the sake of the country. What a pile of bollocks. The lying cunt would only have pulled out if he didn't have the numbers.
 
Yid

Yid

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Johsnon has done the noble thing and withdrawn for the sake of the country. What a pile of bollocks. The lying cunt would only have pulled out if he didn't have the numbers.
And was looking to cop further convictions for breaching Covid laws... let's not forget that that was one part of why HIS CABINET WALKED OUT ON HIM 6 WEEKS AGO...!!!

That and condoning a personal sexual preditor friends actions and refusing to take action on a multitude of complaints about the noncey cunt...!!!

And illicit affairs...!!!

And taking huge bungs in the form of "decorating" costs for his official dwelling...!!!

Honestly, if the conservatives wanted to be taken seriously and they thought backing a failed, criminal, enabler back into the power was the right answer, then I'm afraid we have gone way way past the bottom of the barrel...

If UK politics has reached the point where we are in any way shape or form, near the bottom of the barrel, then it is brown fucking bread...

I'll keep posting it...

#Politicalreformnow
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

The Aussie Yid
The fact that the Tories don't have to call a general election for another two fucking years is the problem.

It's the same system here in Australia. You can change PM on a whim without the voters' endorsement.

It's shithouse.
 
Don Diaz

Don Diaz

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I can't be remotely arsed to waste any more than these pixels on the state of the country atm, just makes me very angry and isn't doing much for my meagre savings either. I'll be working to 70+ thanks a fucking lot.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Braverman back - what a fucking disgrace. If you don't mind having a xenophobic, facist, security risk who wants to waste millions of pounds sending refugees to Rwanda in return for accepting MORE failed asylum seekers back from them (the ones they don't want),then I'm sure you'll be happy with the Home Secretary who wants to take away all your rights and install a police state.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Brilliant cartoon from the Guardian, yes I'm a left Guardian reading, tofu eating, wokerati member - without the tofu, that stuff is vile.

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Yid

Yid

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Brexit..... the gift.

"We will get our country back..."
"We will regain our Sovereignty..."
"There would be more jobs for our own people..."
"We will have controll over our boarders..."

The Goverment, through the power of Brexit, have successfully sent back 51 thousand European workers who cleaned, served, picked and processed while lazy UK cunts sat on their arses collecting benefits. These European migrant workers were paying taxes and filling gaps in our fragile economy that UK dole bludgers refuse to do while also happily collecting benefits which in part, were funded by these nasty European migrant workers.

We repatriated 45 thousand UK nationals. People who could no longer stay in Europe because of the UK deciding that freedom of movement was a silly thing to fight for and that a little Britain mentality was clearly the way forward.

The big ticket item however, was the 505 thousand migrants from other parts of the world other than Europe. India, Brazil, Pakistan, Africa etc... 505,000...!!!

So a net migration of 509,000 people into the UK.

That is the highest number of migrants... ever.

Brexit... the oven ready deal... still giving you everything you voted for you dumb fucks...
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Brexit benefit found! Without Brexit the VIP lane for PPE procurement during COVID (not gone, just ignored now) - Baroness Mone and her husband would not have been able to set up a crooked company, fleece the UK taxpayer for £200m for useless PPE equipment and send £30m (all that's been found so far) off to offshore secret trusts. Ker-fuckig-ching. The corrupt Tory mafia gang need to be kicked out for ever.
 
Havocc

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Would love to see the realisation on their gammon heads after finally understanding a British person would rather kick back and relax on benefits* than pick mushrooms, clean toilets, porter hospitals etc….

Fucking idiots

*not tarring all with the same brush, I understand some people are on benefits through no fault of their own
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Tories are all cunts, but that Zahawi cunt has reached levels of cuntness only cunts like Johnson, Truss, Gove Shapps, Dorries, Coffey and all the rest of the cunts reach. He said on LBC this morning that nurses striking for a fair pay deal were 'playing into Mr Putins hands... and everybody should come together to show him we're not going to be divided ' What a cunt. 12 years of abuse from the Tories and there latest excuse is it's all Putin's fault. Cunts.
 
Yid

Yid

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Tories are all cunts, but that Zahawi cunt has reached levels of cuntness only cunts like Johnson, Truss, Gove Shapps, Dorries, Coffey and all the rest of the cunts reach. He said on LBC this morning that nurses striking for a fair pay deal were 'playing into Mr Putins hands... and everybody should come together to show him we're not going to be divided ' What a cunt. 12 years of abuse from the Tories and there latest excuse is it's all Putin's fault. Cunts.
Follow the money from Tory donations... it is all Putins fault but this stooge simply can't see that it's him and his wealth fund Tory chums that have been manipulated and as a consequence the country is striking against their rule...

This Tory party is dead and its just about how much they can squeeze from this last grift before they're obliterated into obscurity...
 
spurious

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Tories are all cunts, but that Zahawi cunt has reached levels of cuntness only cunts like Johnson, Truss, Gove Shapps, Dorries, Coffey and all the rest of the cunts reach. He said on LBC this morning that nurses striking for a fair pay deal were 'playing into Mr Putins hands... and everybody should come together to show him we're not going to be divided ' What a cunt. 12 years of abuse from the Tories and there latest excuse is it's all Putin's fault. Cunts.
I did some academic stuff in New York until about 2000, so had friends living there when 9/11 rolled around. My buddy was going to get married the following week to a woman whose Pa was an energy sector blowhard. I remember him saying that if the wedding didn't go ahead as planned, then the terrorists win.

BTW, Putin is also responsible for me failing to score in my five-a-side match last week when I was clear through on goal.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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Grant Shapps is the Defence Secretary! What the actual fuck? A bloke who used four aliases on the Interent to sell dodgy 'Get Rich Quick' snake oil, a man who has had 5 different cabinet posts in less than year and was spectacularly shit at all of them. A wanker amongst wankers, a liar, a con man - in charge of the UK's defence. Putin will be pissing himself laughing, the whole world is laughing at Little Ingerlund.
 
Dorset

Dorset

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We haven't had any posts here for a while so I though I'd just say - WTF is going on? I thought Wanker Cameron was the worst PM ever, allowing a simple majority referendum to fuck the country over forever because he was scared of the UKIPpers. Then came May, fuck me, she was the worst PM ever, robotic, useless, an evil Foreign Secretary before she got the top job. Blimey, just when I thought it couldn't get worse - Blobbo Johsnon, a liar, criminal, incompetent, lazy, bought and paid for by the Russians, fucking Jeepers it couldn't get worse could it? Oh yes, the Lettuce Lady, trashed the fucking economy, mad as a box of frogs and is still whingeing on about how she was right, Dunning Kruger sysndrome was invented for her. OK, so 4 Tory PMs all useless, it had to get better with the next one eh? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha .... repeat for ever. Sunak is totally pathetic, a liar, incompetent, does not give a flying fuck about anything except his own wealth and that of his wife, father-in-law and banker chums.

Five truly awful PMs, the country has been fucked up the arse without lube for 14 years, Brexitted almost to death, services destroyed, poverty increased tenfold - and they want us to vote for them? It's like someone who has been kicking you in the bollocks every day for 14 years saying, if you vote for me, I'll stop kicking you in the bollocks. Now that fucking facist Farage has stuck his oar in and there are stupid cunts saying stuff like 'We were lied to about Brexit so I'm voting for Nigel' - aaaarrrrghh! I heard that on a fucking TV interview last week. Who the fuck was it that lied to you about Brexit you daft cunt? A Reform candidate yesterday saying the UK should have taken Hitler's offer of neutrality in WW2 as it was nothing to do with us, cunt, cunt, cunt (repeat forever).

80 years ago many brave people died to stop facism, now stupid cunts are voting for it. Don't forget to vote - unless you are planning to vote for Reform or the Tories then you can fuck off and crawl back into your hole. Tactical voting will rid the UK of Tory poison hopefully forever.

Another thing, if you think that pensioners living in Spain should not be allowed to vote in the UK election - you can fuck off as well.
 
Yid

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Until about 2019, I was politically ambivalent. I was doing ok (not great),I knew the Tories were shit bags and Labour was for the workers and the Lib dems and green were a bit of a sideshow...

But when I had a few minutes peace on those days of lockdown, where I took my solitary hour of exercise by walking the glorious British countryside (for well over a fucking hour btw),I started to think about how the fuck we got here and how the fuck things are going to be for my kids.

I was lucky enough to ride the coat tails of the UK being prosperous and a world superpower until I was in my late 30's. I knew every year I worked I worked hard it all got a bit better overall, with the exception of maybe he last 5 years where my lived experience saw some stagnation/decline... I knew I'd had a great run, but was shit scared for the world my kids would grow up in.

That's when I started to read about the left and the right and what history has thrown at us and how our democracy was a shining example to the entire civilised world... And how it had gone so fucking wrong in Merica, and how bad actors here were looking to cause the same turmoil so they could be the beneficiaries of our decline... that fucking pissed me off...

So now I see a Far right government installed in Italy. A Jackboot on the neck of France. Putin flexing on all of the former soviet block and committing acts of state terrorism on UK soil. China setting up concentration camps to produce shit products for European consumers, and the UK having a governing party that is actively fighting with other right wing parties over right wing voters with a disaster capitalists (who were directly involved in the 2008 economic crisis, making millions from it) at the helm of both entities...

And the average man in the street apparently can't see what I see...

The UK may need to become more isolationists due to the changing political tide across Europe but that does not mean we need to cut ties (bit fucking late I know) with Europe, slamming doors shut or that we need to suckle any form of fascist teat offered by any cunt.

Labour need the Tories to be out of opposition imo in order to be able to have a chance of turning this fucking sinking barge round... They'll need 2 terms at least to reverse the decline and promote recovery and some people won't like that they may well have to pay a bit more to do it.

The Tories should be thrown in fucking jail for the money they have facilitated out of the countries coffers and the taxpayers pockets into their donors and the super wealthy hands of whom lots of them are.

The HOL needs these cunts stripping out of it. Get their influence away from the piggy bank and hereditary Piers should be abolished with immediate effect.

My hope is that the Tories are undone by the Lib Dems (I think Ed Davies is having a good campaign) and they become opposition to a Labour government.

I hope that Labour, once in power start a slide back to centre left where they belong and don't continue to operate in the centre/centre right ground they're in where the conservatives traditionally sat.

I can only hope that Labour have the fight to get our fucking money back from these rich cunts and invest in public services enshrining lots of it in law so it can't be easily undone in the future.

I hope they look to prosecute any minister who is found to be doing wrong under treason laws and they're locked in the fucking tower of London indefinitely.

I hope they vehemently go after the COVID money and any business selling anything in the UK regardless of where they are registered... Tax them through their arse and if Amazon, Starbucks, Google, Apple don't fucking like it, they can fuck off and independent UK based franchises can be supported by the government to fill the gap in the market they have vacated.

He next 4-8 years, 2 parliaments are going to be unpleasant...
 
USspur

USspur

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politics are fucked in america and so is our future.

at least we have a strong economy (for now)
 
Yid

Yid

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politics are fucked in america and so is our future.

at least we have a strong economy (for now)
Yeah mate, it looks from the outside looking in, that the project is over... Some seem to be trying to bring back some sensibility by holding the swathes of blatant corruption to account, but there's just so much of it and so many fucking morons who have turned your politics into a populist, tribal based, points scoring competition, that I don't see a way out without it going massively tits up first.

It has to be fixed and in order to do that it has to change.
 
USspur

USspur

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Yeah mate, it looks from the outside looking in, that the project is over... Some seem to be trying to bring back some sensibility by holding the swathes of blatant corruption to account, but there's just so much of it and so many fucking morons who have turned your politics into a populist, tribal based, points scoring competition, that I don't see a way out without it going massively tits up first.

It has to be fixed and in order to do that it has to change.

It'll never be un-fucked. Those are did the fucking are the bought and paid for politicians. They can't fix it though because they are bought and paid for to do the fucking by big corps which make money on everything being fucked. Fun stuff.
 
Style And Glory

Style And Glory

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Here in Canada, there are accusations of treason against current & former Members of Parliament. IE unnamed politicians have been covertly working with foreign governments.
 
Yid

Yid

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Here in Canada, there are accusations of treason against current & former Members of Parliament. IE unnamed politicians have been covertly working with foreign governments.
Fuck...

I'm not really a corporal punishment guy, but treason is treason...

That shit should never fly and should be dealt severely.
 
J.spurs

J.spurs

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Yeah mate, it looks from the outside looking in, that the project is over... Some seem to be trying to bring back some sensibility by holding the swathes of blatant corruption to account, but there's just so much of it and so many fucking morons who have turned your politics into a populist, tribal based, points scoring competition, that I don't see a way out without it going massively tits up first.

It has to be fixed and in order to do that it has to change.
It wouldn't solve everything, but it would be quite helpful if a certain orange prick would choke on his Big Mac tomorrow. I have to say though, Sunak is giving him a run for his money. What an absolute clown.
 
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USspur

USspur

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It wouldn't solve everything, but it would be quite helpful if a certain orange prick would choke on his Big Mac tomorrow. I have to say though, Sunak is giving him a run for his money. What an absolute clown.

Age limits on political positions is necessary. Can't run for office if you're older than 74 years and 364 days when you would be sworn in.

Limits on donations you can accept, especially from mega corps and such.

Limits on the amount of ad / campaign money that can be spent by any person in your name.

Broaden the two party system into a three or four party system.
 
DMackay

DMackay

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My politics go back to the 60s and 70s when we had a decent Labour government under Wilson and Callaghan
I was a Trade Union activist and met Jim on a few occasions and he was a decent man.

Then things started going to shit and we got Thatcher
Couldn’t get any worse could it?
It could and we got Major!

Very hopeful when Blair got in but he let a lot of people down by his stance in the Iraq War along with his mate Dubya

Vowed never to vote Labour again but then we got that pig fucking cunt Cameron so I voted Miliband but we got the wrong one installed!

So Cameron lost Brexit and fucked off and I thought that we’d never see him again!
(Got that one wrong didn’t I)

Corbyn took over Labour and I couldn’t see us ever getting re-elected and so it proved when Boris trounced him

And now we have had several wankers in charge since Boris but the alternative to Rishi is Starmer ffs

One of my mates is a political lobbyist who hates the Tories but equally hates Starmer who apparently has systematically got rid of anyone Left Wing and is Tory Lite in all but name!

LibDems?
😝

Greens?
😝

Reform?
😝

Of course Starmer will win in a landslide and we’ll then see how he does with Rayner, Reeve etc but I’ve no confidence

Tories will be reduced to a rump party and will take an awful long time to recover from this shite if they ever do!


Lord Bucket Head anyone?
 
spurious

spurious

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Fuck...

I'm not really a corporal punishment guy, but treason is treason...

That shit should never fly and should be dealt severely.
I'm Canadian too, and it's a lame lot we've got in charge (although thise waiting their turn are worse).

It's not only despicable, but also pathetic. Our dear leaders won't (yet) tell us who was culpable, but from what has come out so far, it was for the smallest of rewards, and the silliest of actions. They're still awful, but tiny, silly awful.

But...how is that worse than the rest of them, who have been working covertly, not with foreign governments, but with legit, well-established corporations, whose interests diverge from those of the general public just as much as, if not more than any foreign government. It's influence peddling all the way down, and it doesn't matter if it's a flag or a stock symbol behind it.

I always come back to the incomparable Onion headline:
American People Hire High-Powered Lobbyist to Represent Interests in Congress
 
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