Deal or No Deal? Guess who said this after the referendum in 2016:
I cannot stress too much that Britain is part of Europe, and always will be. There will still be intense and intensifying European cooperation and partnership in a huge number of fields: the arts, the sciences, the universities, and on improving the environment. EU citizens living in this country will have their rights fully protected, and the same goes for British citizens living in the EU.
British people will still be able to go and work in the EU; to live; to travel; to study; to buy homes and to settle down. As the German equivalent of the CBI – the BDI – has very sensibly reminded us, there will continue to be free trade, and access to the single market. Britain is and always will be a great European power, offering top-table opinions and giving leadership on everything from foreign policy to defence to counter-terrorism and intelligence-sharing – all the things we need to do together to make our world safer. Yep it was that wanker who calls himself the Prime Minister.
Today they are arguing about a fish, it's a British fish, so only British fishermen (or the European companies with boats registered in Britain that the British fishermen sold their licences to) will be allowed to catch this fish, of course they will sell it to Europe because British people only like cod and this fish is a herring, yukk, we don't like herrings, they're foreign fish. The ERG have said that they will vote against the deal, even though they don't know the details because - nobody knows really, they are just cunts who hate foreigners and don't want to pay tax on their offshore wealth.
Even if there is a deal announced, it will still be the biggest fuck up in history, it will be slightly less terrible than trading under WTO rules, or the non-existent Australian option that Johnson likes to tell lies about, but it will still be grim for the UK and Europe.
#REJOIN_EU